Spanky Fox
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You know it. TB always first on the list, :icon_biggfirst day on a new job and already abusing the internet policy! Dedication!
You know it. TB always first on the list, :icon_biggfirst day on a new job and already abusing the internet policy! Dedication!
Culinary excellence.
No, it was better than that, I managed to open it with the combine.What you managed to get the Baked Beans tin open all by yourself today Wurzel ?
Rang a friend up and told him to drive over to a place near Melton Mowbray and chuck a handful on stones of some arrogant feckers lawn
Rang a friend up and told him to drive over to a place near Melton Mowbray and chuck a handful on stones of some arrogant feckers lawn
Went past Go, did not collect £93.70 though!
At that point it became unbelievable :icon_wink
I didn't think you liked Tomato SauceCleared out my medicine cupboard of all the paraphernalia associated with having chemo.
I need to make space for Tomato Sauce, Manic Street Preachers's CDs, and Melton Mowbray pork pies
I didn't think you liked Tomato Sauce
Cleared out my medicine cupboard of all the paraphernalia associated with having chemo.
Another step in the right direction
I was painting the garden fence when a freak force 8 westerley suddenly got up and blew the paint brush out of my hand into the air,the force of the gust threw me to the floor and I was stranded face down as the paintbrush began its descent back down to earth,unable to move I prepared myself for the worse has the paintbrush,handle first embedded itself in my anus....fecking agony,its the last time I paint the fence naked again I can tell you
I shall make sure I have my extendable thing in my trousers later for measuring up :icon_winkI can assure you there wasn't enough space made for a 42" plasma screen tv though :icon_lol:
...and let out a legend of a fart on the coach...
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