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Rang a friend up and told him to drive over to a place near Melton Mowbray and chuck a handful on stones of some arrogant feckers lawn
 
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Went past Go, did not collect £93.70 though! :mad::mad:
 
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Cleared out my medicine cupboard of all the paraphernalia associated with having chemo.

Another step in the right direction :)
 
Cleared out my medicine cupboard of all the paraphernalia associated with having chemo.

I need to make space for Tomato Sauce, Manic Street Preachers's CDs, and Melton Mowbray pork pies
I didn't think you liked Tomato Sauce :102:
 
remained severley hung over.
 
i have eaten a kfc at the services and let out a legend of a fart on the coach. Currently on m25 10 miles from gatwick
 
Cleared out my medicine cupboard of all the paraphernalia associated with having chemo.

Another step in the right direction :)

Nice one MG. Takes up a lot of space dunnit. Still, hopefully another three sessions and Mrs SJN will be doing the same thing.
 
I was painting the garden fence when a freak force 8 westerley suddenly got up and blew the paint brush out of my hand into the air,the force of the gust threw me to the floor and I was stranded face down as the paintbrush began its descent back down to earth,unable to move I prepared myself for the worse has the paintbrush,handle first embedded itself in my anus....fecking agony,its the last time I paint the fence naked again I can tell you

All go isn't it Wurzel....:icon_conf
 
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I can assure you there wasn't enough space made for a 42" plasma screen tv though :icon_lol:
I shall make sure I have my extendable thing in my trousers later for measuring up :icon_wink

I'm sure there'll be a few spare inches somehwere :icon_lol:
 
got my photos done in asda for my id card for my new job, got grandads birthday card and filled the car up.
 
I have achieved emptying my wallet buying new school uniforms.


My idea of cutting the badges off last years uniform & sewing them onto cheaper, similar clothes didn't go down too well.
 
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