What have you achieved today?
- Thread starter fosseboy83
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homer
Well-Known Member
Going to the dentist ?
fcukcov
Active Member
spionfox
Well-Known Member
Watch out for your Achilles. Seriously. Take it from one who didn't heed the warning signals.
MKFox
New Member
...and 23 reverse gears.....
Did it jump out at you from behind a bush?
spionfox
Well-Known Member
That's one reason why your bird should be clean shaven.
MKFox
New Member
And they played the Cult as the teams ran out!
spionfox
Well-Known Member
I thought the cult managed MK Disgrace?
Melton Fox
Dancing Queen
Just had a shave, might have a shower too. Although Rome wasn't built in a day so maybe "one step at a time" is the best way forward for now.
spionfox
Well-Known Member
Normally shit shave and shower is the preferred order.
Melton Fox
Dancing Queen
As far as stupidity ratings go, I have just achieved greatness.
Driving home earlier, about 2 hours left of my journey I got a craving for a nice deep relaxing bath when I got home. When I got home I ran said bath and I filled it with bubble bath. Not only does the bubbles bath relaxe and invogorate, but also soothes aching muscles, revitalises the body and contains lots of herbal extracts, so obviously I'm all excited.
I take my clothes off in the bedroom, totally forget about my bath and have a shower instead. I get dressed none the wiser, go for a piss and then see my lovely deep warm bath looking all sad.
I'm now pissed off.
Driving home earlier, about 2 hours left of my journey I got a craving for a nice deep relaxing bath when I got home. When I got home I ran said bath and I filled it with bubble bath. Not only does the bubbles bath relaxe and invogorate, but also soothes aching muscles, revitalises the body and contains lots of herbal extracts, so obviously I'm all excited.
I take my clothes off in the bedroom, totally forget about my bath and have a shower instead. I get dressed none the wiser, go for a piss and then see my lovely deep warm bath looking all sad.
I'm now pissed off.
Siouxsie
Moderator
Durham Fox
El Dude Brother.
Men dont have bubble baths
Melton Fox
Dancing Queen
Real men don't hide the fact that they do, real men do as they please without fear of the opinion of others.
Those trying to live up to the tag perform all the artificial acts that they believe make you a man.
I like what I like, I'm not a sterotype :icon_wink
Durham Fox
El Dude Brother.
Thats exactly what I thought you'd say :icon_wink
Melton Fox
Dancing Queen
I know :icon_lol:
Siouxsie
Moderator
well this one didn't - that's precisely the problem :icon_lol:
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