What have you achieved today?

[Disco Bob]

They might take a while to arrive, what with the postal strikes.

*boom*

*tish*

:icon_lol:

 

[Scarby]

just made a cracking cup of tea

 

[Macky]

just made a cracking cup of tea

craicing

 

[Jeff]

i could be in a teacher in a year or two

:icon_eek:

 

[Melton Fox]

After 16 and a bit years, in excess of £5,000 vet bills, and endless trips around the house with mops and buckets I've finally got rid of my ****ing cat.

****ing noisy old twat can go and make somebody else's life a misery!!!

 

[Macky]

After 16 and a bit years, in excess of £5,000 vet bills, and endless trips around the house with mops and buckets I've finally got rid of my ****ing cat.

****ing noisy old twat can go and make somebody else's life a misery!!!

Did it involve a trip to the canal?

 

[PFKAKTF FOX]

Did it involve a trip to the canal?

Nothing beats a bit of wet pussy on a sunday afternoon

 

[Boy Genius]

After 16 and a bit years, in excess of £5,000 vet bills, and endless trips around the house with mops and buckets I've finally got rid of my ****ing cat.

****ing noisy old twat can go and make somebody else's life a misery!!!

£5000 on ****ing vets bills??????????????

How much does a new cat cost, £50? Every time the vets bill is in excess of that, buy a new ****er. You could have had a 100 for £5000 FFS

 

[Boy Genius]

I can't see this animal keeping thing, unless they are being fattened up to eat.

 

[Melton Fox]

£5000 on ****ing vets bills??????????????

How much does a new cat cost, £50? Every time the vets bill is in excess of that, buy a new ****er. You could have had a 100 for £5000 FFS

And I was being conservative!!!

Damaged cruciat ligament, flee allergy, damaged retina, fell out of an upstairs window....I could go on but I'm crying.

 

[spionfox]

And I was being conservative!!!

Damaged cruciat ligament, flee allergy, damaged retina, fell out of an upstairs window....I could go on but I'm crying.

Did it fall or was it pushed

 

[MKFox]

Nothing beats a bit of wet pussy on a sunday afternoon

Like you'd fecking know.....

 

[LCFC 4 life]

Like you'd fecking know.....

he is his neighbours cat walker when it rains

 

[muzzysgal]

Been out and collected up all the firework debris that has landed in my garden and lobbed it from whence it came :icon_lol:

 

[Disco Bob]

Been out and collected up all the firework debris that has landed in my garden and lobbed it from whence it came :icon_lol:

China?!

Blimey!

 

[Scarby]

Been out and collected up all the firework debris that has landed in my garden and lobbed it from whence it came :icon_lol:

 

[Matt_B]

for the geeks:
managed to create a .bat file that restarts the computer after 5 seconds on a work collegues computer in his StartUp folder. He wasted his lunch hour before I told him what it was!

 

[Disco Bob]

for the geeks:
managed to create a .bat file that restarts the computer after 5 seconds on a work collegues computer in his StartUp folder. He wasted his lunch hour before I told him what it was!

:icon_lol:

 

[Macky]

for the geeks:
managed to create a .bat file that restarts the computer after 5 seconds on a work collegues computer in his StartUp folder. He wasted his lunch hour before I told him what it was!

:icon_lol:

Ouch, good work.

 

[Scarby]

for the geeks:
managed to create a .bat file that restarts the computer after 5 seconds on a work collegues computer in his StartUp folder. He wasted his lunch hour before I told him what it was!

oh the laughs!

good one