Real Sharapova
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oh the laughs!
...bet that lot are a bundle of fun down the pub!:icon_roll:icon_bigg
oh the laughs!
...bet that lot are a bundle of fun down the pub!:icon_roll:icon_bigg
Bloody Hell!! You've had a busy day!Had a short stint at an accountacy practise in Derby, hated it. Found a job in Tamworth less money, but more convinent and hopefully a lot better, hope I can last longer then two months :icon_cool Start on 10th December
Got out of bed this morning and I was dry, didn't have to wash my PJ's
Compared to what I should have done today - photocopying three sheets and posting a load of bollocks really hasn't cleared my desk.
My spag bog lunch was quite nice though, I think I'll have a quick sandwich and then toddle off to the job I love serving members of the public with a smile and quick wit.
They should make a video of my life and show it to naughty schoolkids - it'd scare the flipping **** out of them.
I spent a lot more money than I should've done at the Craft Show at the NEC but I needed cheering up so that's my excuse!
I'm sure Ben will be riveted when I show him all the papers and bits and bobs I bought.....:icon_roll
Are the 2 things connected mr rent boy?I got a new job and perfected a new masturbation technique :icon_cool
I spent a lot more money than I should've done at the Craft Show at the NEC but I needed cheering up so that's my excuse!
I'm sure Ben will be riveted when I show him all the papers and bits and bobs I bought.....:icon_roll
...then I'd better not recount how I used a spanner to fix my bike.It's a 'Disabled Toilet Facility' DB, very un-PC of you.
I got a new job and perfected a new masturbation technique :icon_cool
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