What Have You Been Watching on TV?

[Cate Fox]

You want to be at the front?
And think about it, being at the front means you can sit down straight away and stretch your legs out, plus when you need to stand you've summat to lean on.

Leave it later and you are stuck in the middle of 20k people trying not to lean on some nomark or stand on peoples feet...

Trust me, I've done this a few times lol

The sun will be shining anyhoo so you can get a tan!(Or sunburn....)

oh yes, I want to be at the front so I can sit down all day until they come on and a factor 30 will see that I dont burn :icon_wink

 

[beaumontfox]

Good girl!:icon_lol:

Those 2 hours will be worth the wait(especially if the other one has a breakdown and doesn't do the tour)

 

[tedfoxxx]

Shooting Stars, 'tis the festive special tonight. Half 9 on 2.

 

[Scarby]

Shooting Stars, 'tis the festive special tonight. Half 9 on 2.

any good?

 

[Mawsley]

any good?

No. It's a shadow of its former self.

 

[tedfoxxx]

No. It's a shadow of its former self.

Unfortunatly, I have to agree with you there Mawster. Still lolable material, but not as good as it was in the 90's.

 

[Mawsley]

It's a 'Carry On' extravaganza on Gold this afternoon.

"Can you feel it, Mrs. Prodworthy?" etc etc...

 

[Blue Maniac]

It's a 'Carry On' extravaganza on Gold this afternoon.

Hmm, can I think of anything worse? Yes, I believe I can: an Only Fools and Horses marathon.

 

[Mawsley]

Hmm, can I think of anything worse? Yes, I believe I can: an Only Fools and Horses marathon.

You and I will never be lovers.

 

[fcukcov]

newswipe 2010. The stuff on raul moat is one of the funniest things ive ever seen.

 

[Blue Maniac]

You and I will never be lovers.

Uncle Albert: Durin' the war, (rambling four-minute story).
Trigger: Awright Dave?
(Rodney looks at Trigger with his one and only facial expression.)
Del: You plonkah.
(Chandelier falls from ceiling.)
Del: On 'er defbed...
(Boycie enters.)
Del: Blah blah jaffa blah.
(Del orders a flamboyantly effeminate drink.)
Del: Lavly jabbly.
(Del falls through the bar.)
The end.

Not ****ing funny.

 

[beaumontfox]

You can't diss an institution! Even if it is rubbish!

 

[Mawsley]

You young people, you're only laughing when someone pours cow shit over a young mother with children on C4.

In fact I don't think that's been done yet - I'm going to pitch it and earn millions.

 

[fosseboy83]

You young people, you're only laughing when someone pours cow shit over a young mother with children on C4.

In fact I don't think that's been done yet - I'm going to pitch it and earn millions.

A Pat on the head??? mebe? can i claim royalties for the name?

 

[fosseboy83]

Uncle Albert: Durin' the war, (rambling four-minute story).
Trigger: Awright Dave?
(Rodney looks at Trigger with his one and only facial expression.)
Del: You plonkah.
(Chandelier falls from ceiling.)
Del: On 'er defbed...
(Boycie enters.)
Del: Blah blah jaffa blah.
(Del orders a flamboyantly effeminate drink.)
Del: Lavly jabbly.
(Del falls through the bar.)
The end.

Not ****ing funny.

Mange tout, mage tout! how can you not like it!

how do say duck in french?
Its cunnard?
I know its hard no reason to swear! (paraphrased)

 

[Blue Maniac]

You young people, you're only laughing when someone pours cow shit over a young mother with children on C4.

In fact I don't think that's been done yet - I'm going to pitch it and earn millions.

Sounds like something off Little Britain. Little Britain is not funny in a different way. It's an intentionally not funny sketch show. At least I think that's what it's supposed to be.

 

[Cate Fox]

Mange tout, mage tout! how can you not like it!

how do say duck in french?
Its cunnard?
I know its hard no reason to swear! (paraphrased)

Its a steaming pile of shite. My ex husband used to make me watch it, which makes me hate it even more.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Its a steaming pile of shite. My ex husband used to make me watch it, which makes me hate it even more.

I've been looking for years for a woman who hates it as much as me!

 

[beaumontfox]

Shame she's far too good for you!

 

[Cate Fox]

Shame she's far too good for you!

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