What Have You Been Watching on TV?

[Macky]

Personally I can't stand South Park

I am very suspicious of anybody that doesn't like South Park

I've seen the film that clip must have been based on, it's called The Human Centipede

Aaaah, it all makes sense now, so that's why the episode is titled HUMANCENTiPAD

... and is probably one of the most gross films I've seen.

Ever seen any Serbian movies?

 

[Blaby blue blood]

Ever seen any Serbian movies?

Yes, shocking to say the least! Yet morbid curiosity means you just have to watch.

 

[Macky]

Yes, shocking to say the least! Yet morbid curiosity means you just have to watch.

To be honest, even I struggled to masturbate to it

 

[Matt_B]

I saw a film once with willem defoe in it, in which a woman graphically cuts off her clit. it was slightly harder to masterbate to Macky, but the challenge is part of the fun

 

[Cate Fox]

I saw a film once with willem defoe in it, in which a woman graphically cuts off her clit. it was slightly harder to masterbate to Macky, but the challenge is part of the fun

Ouch.

 

[Macky]

I saw a film once with willem defoe in it, in which a woman graphically cuts off her clit.

That's got to sting a bit the next morning

 

[Blue Maniac]

Ouch.

Erm... Yeah!

 

[Matt_B]

It was Antichrist - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0870984/

This scene gives an idea of the content of the film

 

[Hazzman]

I thought in Antichrist Defoe gets his nob chopped off.

 

[Matt_B]

I thought in Antichrist Defoe gets his nob chopped off.

Balls busted until they explode and then jerked off until he cums blood. Me and him had a race fnah fnah

 

[Hazzman]

It is Von Trier. Work of a fruitloop.

 

[spionfox]

The Champions League final. Barcelona are worlds ahead of the likes of Manchester United.

 

[Blue Maniac]

The Champions League final. Barcelona are worlds ahead of the likes of Manchester United.

Superb game, wonderful night, right result

 

[Billyjof]

It was slightly harder to masterbate to Macky, but the challenge is part of the fun

 

[Blue Maniac]

Some ex-City players in a Fulham v Chelsea old bastards fixture on ITV4, just kicked off. Not sure why it's happening, or even if it's live, but sod it. It's football.

 

[bocadillo]

Some ex-City players in a Fulham v Chelsea old bastards fixture on ITV4, just kicked off. Not sure why it's happening, or even if it's live, but sod it. It's football.

Another one on SS1, playing for Peterborough against Huddersfield

 

[Blue Maniac]

Another one on SS1, playing for Peterborough against Huddersfield

As much as I'd love to see another Ferguson crushed in his biggest game of the season, I can't see it because I still haven't had Sky Sports switched on.

 

[Matt_B]

it reads very badly now I come to read it again

 

[bocadillo]

As much as I'd love to see another Ferguson crushed in his biggest game of the season, I can't see it because I still haven't had Sky Sports switched on.

It's most fortunate that my sister doesn't know where you live.

 

[Hazzman]

Some ex-City players in a Fulham v Chelsea old bastards fixture on ITV4, just kicked off. Not sure why it's happening, or even if it's live, but sod it. It's football.

Just laughed at the commentator screaming Parlour, even though it was clearly that round blob Merson.