What makes you smile ?

[Yorkshire Vixen]

You are hardly going to get informed opinion on a teletext site,they are probably the same people who write to TV Quick saying Deidre should throw Ken out for good etc

most of them are ok actually just a few idiots that spout shite pop up

 

[highland fox]

Didn't even know teletext was still going

 

[Hazzman]

The old twat outside BHS today with microphone trying to sing. He must be 80 at least.

 

[Boy Genius]

I have just seen someone come out of Dominos Pizza on the Narborough Road, with a few boxes of pizza stacked up carrying them. The twat then slips, drops the pizzas and falls over landing on the boxes, tries to get up and falls back down on the boxes. I couldn,t stop laughing at her.

That cheered me up no end. I wonder what toppings she had.

 

[footyguts]

bum sex

 

[fcukcov]

I have just seen someone come out of Dominos Pizza on the Narborough Road, with a few boxes of pizza stacked up carrying them. The twat then slips, drops the pizzas and falls over landing on the boxes, tries to get up and falls back down on the boxes. I couldn,t stop laughing at her.

That cheered me up no end. I wonder what toppings she had.

Banana?

 

[Lako42]

Having some winners at Ascot today.

 

[Macky]

bum sex

I thought you BNP lot would be against that sort of thing in case it makes you gay?

 

[H T B]

I thought you BNP lot would be against that sort of thing in case it makes you gay?

Is that what's stopping you joining then?:icon_roll

 

[Macky]

Is that what's stopping you joining then?:icon_roll

erm.....eh???

No, I think it's the fact that they are a shower of dirty, fascists that really puts me off, but each to their own.

 

[Cate Fox]

erm.....eh???

No, I think it's the fact that they are a shower of dirty, fascists that really puts me off, but each to their own.

and one of their so-called MPs thinks that raping women is acceptable

 

[Jeff]

and one of their so-called MPs thinks that raping women is acceptable

Mps?

 

[Cate Fox]

Mps?

MP's ??

 

[Jeff]

MP's ??

They haven't got any MPs.

 

[Biff]

I have just seen someone come out of Dominos Pizza on the Narborough Road, with a few boxes of pizza stacked up carrying them. The twat then slips, drops the pizzas and falls over landing on the boxes, tries to get up and falls back down on the boxes. I couldn,t stop laughing at her.

That cheered me up no end. I wonder what toppings she had.

Give Uncle Biff a call, and tell me all about it :icon_wink

 

[Cate Fox]

They haven't got any MPs.

ok, one of the people high up in the BNP then...

 

[H T B]

MP's ??

Military Police?

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

People who miss trains

 

[fosseboy83]

People who miss trains

you've got to be running pretty late to miss a train in this country

 

[fitz]

you've got to be running pretty late to miss a train in this country

I do all the time.....

Worst was when I set my alarm to get up in time to get to central station for the millwall game, of course i was a bit drunk so I forgot that I wasn't staying at my flat and I was at some bint's house in North Shields - was at least an hour late :icon_sad: