We need somebody who can
A) command respect from players who still consider themselves champions
B) break the player power clique while keeping important players on his side
C) be neither too old nor too inexperienced
D) find and implement a successful tactical system that requires no decent midfielders
D) convince top players that more than a century of overwhelming mediocrity has simply been an anomaly as the club moves towards its rightful place as regular champions league qualifiers
E) confirm once and for all the suspicions of many fans that Rudkin is to blame for every single thing that has ever gone wrong anywhere in the world based on the principle of someone having to be to blame so why not Rudkin
F) lower ticket prices and introduce safe standing as well as creating a hooligan friendly area and a place where fans are encouraged to throw coins at each other like in the good old days when football was a proper sport
G) swap the family stand and the kop
H) have a list of players we can sign for less than £1m who will definitely go on to become Ballon d’Or nominees because that’s the standard of transfer business we’ve become accustomed to and expect
I) get rid of the gold on the kit because it’s not really Leicester if there’s a bit of gold on the kit
J) play Gray
K) don’t play Gray
L) finish top half this year and top-6 next
Then I reckon the fans will be happy
Yeah I know there’s 2 D’s
That’s how my wife likes it badum tsssh
A) command respect from players who still consider themselves champions
B) break the player power clique while keeping important players on his side
C) be neither too old nor too inexperienced
D) find and implement a successful tactical system that requires no decent midfielders
D) convince top players that more than a century of overwhelming mediocrity has simply been an anomaly as the club moves towards its rightful place as regular champions league qualifiers
E) confirm once and for all the suspicions of many fans that Rudkin is to blame for every single thing that has ever gone wrong anywhere in the world based on the principle of someone having to be to blame so why not Rudkin
F) lower ticket prices and introduce safe standing as well as creating a hooligan friendly area and a place where fans are encouraged to throw coins at each other like in the good old days when football was a proper sport
G) swap the family stand and the kop
H) have a list of players we can sign for less than £1m who will definitely go on to become Ballon d’Or nominees because that’s the standard of transfer business we’ve become accustomed to and expect
I) get rid of the gold on the kit because it’s not really Leicester if there’s a bit of gold on the kit
J) play Gray
K) don’t play Gray
L) finish top half this year and top-6 next
Then I reckon the fans will be happy
Yeah I know there’s 2 D’s
That’s how my wife likes it badum tsssh
