Will Kermorgant be a city player for the new season?

[beaumontfox]

This is what makes this place what it is- a thread starting with discussion about a player turning into a forum convo about you blokes catching your dicks in zips!

 

[Hazzman]

No, he's too slow for English Football.

 

[Mawsley]

More than one? How in the **** do you do that twice?!?

When I tell you that the final time was after my circumcision I imagine that you can feel my pain. No foreskin, just bell-end.

It may have been many years ago but the memory lingers.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Keep it safe in another fella's chutney bunker. That's what I do.

Oh please BM.

 

[Matt_B]

When I tell you that the final time resulted in my circumcision I imagine that you can feel my pain. No foreskin left, just bell-end.

It may have been many years ago but the memory lingers.

Ouch

 

[SuperScout]

I can't believe we're even having this conversation, absolutely no chance, like I've said many times Sven is raising the bar and a lot of our current players are gonna be surplus to requirements, because their not good enough, its as simple as that, he is definitely one of them.

 

[Matt_B]

I can't believe we're even having this conversation, absolutely no chance, like I've said many times Sven is raising the bar and a lot of our current players are gonna be surplus to requirements, because their not good enough, its as simple as that, he is definitely one of them.

No wonder Sven took your letter so seriously

 

[drummindefender]

I can't believe we're even having this conversation, absolutely no chance, like I've said many times Sven is raising the bar and a lot of our current players are gonna be surplus to requirements, because their not good enough, its as simple as that, he is definitely one of them.

Sorry, but who the **** are you?

 

[SwedeFox]

I can't believe we're even having this conversation.

About cocks? You haven't been here long enough then.

 

[Cate Fox]

I can't believe we're even having this conversation, absolutely no chance, like I've said many times Sven is raising the bar and a lot of our current players are gonna be surplus to requirements, because their not good enough, its as simple as that, he is definitely one of them.

Sweet Jebus, you love your commas dont you.

 

[Profondo Rosso]

Stop quoting him, ffs.

Someone should put that in big red letters in his sig or something.

 

[Mawsley]

Sorry, but who the **** are you?

Just another ****

 

[bocadillo]

Oh please BM.

No need to plead with him. Just get in the queue.

 

[SJN-Fox]

Nothing?

I caught my foreskin in my zip on more than one occasion.

I gave wearing zip up boots for that very reason. :icon_lol:

 

[SJN-Fox]

Re: Will Kermagant be a city player for the new season?

I don't think Iv ever heard of anyone booing Waghorn over the missed penalty? Where did you get that from?

Whoooosh

 

[Blue Maniac]

No need to plead with him. Just get in the queue.

There's a queue?

I gave wearing zip up boots for that very reason. :icon_lol:

:icon_lol:

 

[Fox Fan]

Isn't he out of contract at the end of this season (the one just finished)?

I thought he was only ever one a 2 year deal.

 

[beaumontfox]

No he has another year left.

Anyway Beaumont is the one in the know! well she was

I've asked the question.

 

[Blue Maniac]

No he has another year left.


I've asked the question.

Can you also ask if he's French?

 

[beaumontfox]

Shut yer gob.