Word Association Game

[Joe_Fox]

I will take it from your reply that you do, actually, only own one belt

You are spot on Homer, I have only ever had one belt. I have had it for years! It still has the holes I had to make in it when I was young and thin! It's brilliant. I now have two belts, but will be returning the belt I bought yesterday out of principal (and also it's too bloody small!)

 

[highland fox]

Fat bastard

 

[Joe_Fox]

Fat bastard

32" isn't fat is it?

 

[highland fox]

You are getting there Joe,give it 18 months and you will be looking at those elasticated waist trousers you can get in the Sunday papers.....fecking rip-off they were.

 

[Joe_Fox]

You are getting there Joe,give it 18 months and you will be looking at those elasticated waist trousers you can get in the Sunday papers.....fecking rip-off they were.

I blame all the food shops.

 

[homer]

but will be returning the belt I bought yesterday out of principal

First you say you bought in Reefer, and now it seems it came from Principals. Make your mind up

This story is just a lie.
You don't even own one belt - you use a piece of string

 

[Joe_Fox]

It was Reefer, I have the receipt. I'm not even sure that there is a Principles in Leeds.

 

[homer]

You're right - them dirty Leeds have no principles at all

bastards

 

[Joe_Fox]

a belt is a bit like a lead actually.

 

[homer]

a belt is a bit like a lead actually

Sounds like word association to me..........

 

[highland fox]

Bullshit

 

[Joe_Fox]

O shit, homer, I apologise, it was going well.

Anyway, I will let you know how it goes today at Reefer.

 

[homer]

Think I might be paying a visit to "Reefer" myself sometime later today

 

[Joe_Fox]

i'm quite nervous about it all now. The belt is a 28" - 31" but I reckon it's less, I'm sure.

 

[homer]

I hope they make you try it on in the shop, and it's nowhere near

Back to the piece of string, peasant

 

[highland fox]

If you are 32 inch waste then why buy a 28-31 inch belt...then moan it doesn't fit?

 

[homer]

His story is full of holes

Unlike his belt (one's he can use anyway)

 

[highland fox]

Sounds to me as if Joe could do with an extra 3 inches...then theres the problem of the belt.

 

[homer]

Said Joe "I have recently felt
I've been swindled regarding my belt"
But his story was poo
And was seen right through
By Homer and Higland, the celt

 

[Durham Fox]

Take it Joe must be at Reefer now. Can imagine him in the queue sweating his bollocks off going over his story.