Word Association Game

[highland fox]

I wouldn't go in there on your own anyway Joe.If you go in there arguing about this belt and they take it off you,you're going to need some support.

 

[Joe_Fox]

If you are 32 inch waste then why buy a 28-31 inch belt...then moan it doesn't fit?

That's a good point, not sure, must be all the christmas confusion.

 

[Joe_Fox]

Sounds to me as if Joe could do with an extra 3 inches...then theres the problem of the belt.

I could do with an extra three inches of snow on christmas day - 100 to 1 odds I got. Get in!

 

[Joe_Fox]

Take it Joe must be at Reefer now. Can imagine him in the queue sweating his bollocks off going over his story.

I was sweating because I had a jog into town and also had my big black coat on, sweating like never before mate.

 

[Joe_Fox]

I wouldn't go in there on your own anyway Joe.If you go in there arguing about this belt and they take it off you,you're going to need some support.

Thanks mate, it's nice to have some support.

 

[Durham Fox]

Come on then what happened?

 

[Joe_Fox]

Come on then what happened?

I don't want to talk about it

 

[Durham Fox]

Come on then what happened?

I don't want to talk about it

Shamed in to keeping it?

 

[highland fox]

The Manager stuck it up his arse

 

[Joe_Fox]

Ok, ok, you win, I'll tell you.

I went in all confident and queued up. Then when I got to the check out the manager (who was serving) said "what's wrong with them?" i expect no quibbles! Anyway I made something up quickly and said "the belt is too small and I didn't realise that the fleece had a white stripe" he was all "oh, I see" and I presumed the £8.50 would be soon to follow but no, was it bollocks, he started his well practiced Credit Note speech. Bastard. I said that the girl yesterday said that I could get a refund but he was having none of it. I settled for the credit note but had the last laugh - dropping a stinker of a fart in his shop. The moral victory was mine. Anyone need a credit voucher for £8.50?

 

[highland fox]

Don't worry Joe,Homer is on the phone to Watchdog on your behalf as we speak.

 

[Durham Fox]

Don't worry Joe,Homer is on the phone to Watchdog on your behalf as we speak.

Ive got a big inflatable Joe if you want to take out your frustrations on it.......eer.... Joe

 

[highland fox]

Be warned though there is a queue and Homer as booked 1/2 a day with it alrready

 

[homer]

Steven's been at it - it's full up

 

[Joe_Fox]

Disgusting stuff, truly awful.

I might go down to Reefer later and do a shit in the changing rooms.

 

[Durham Fox]

Disgusting stuff, truly awful.

I might go down to Reefer later and do a shit in the changing rooms.

Best way is to go prepared, do one in to a bag plaggy bag and then take it with you, not that I have don it before you understand.

 

[Joe_Fox]

Disgusting stuff, truly awful.

I might go down to Reefer later and do a shit in the changing rooms.

Best way is to go prepared, do one in to a bag plaggy bag and then take it with you, not that I have don it before you understand.

A bag plaggy bag you reckon?

 

[homer]

Why not just use your voucher and treat yourself to a belt that costs £8.50 instead of one that costs two and a half quid, you tightarse bastard ?

 

[Durham Fox]

Disgusting stuff, truly awful.

I might go down to Reefer later and do a shit in the changing rooms.

Best way is to go prepared, do one in to a bag plaggy bag and then take it with you, not that I have don it before you understand.

A bag plaggy bag you reckon?

 

[Joe_Fox]

Why not just use your voucher and treat yourself to a belt that costs £8.50 instead of one that costs two and a half quid, you tightarse bastard ?

It's impossible to spend more than £2.50 on a belt in there homer.