highland fox
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I wouldn't go in there on your own anyway Joe.If you go in there arguing about this belt and they take it off you,you're going to need some support.
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Durham Fox
El Dude Brother.
Come on then what happened?
Durham Fox
El Dude Brother.
Joe_Fox said:DurhamFox said:
I don't want to talk about it
Shamed in to keeping it?
highland fox
New Member
The Manager stuck it up his arse
Joe_Fox
Well-Known Member
Ok, ok, you win, I'll tell you.
I went in all confident and queued up. Then when I got to the check out the manager (who was serving) said "what's wrong with them?" i expect no quibbles! Anyway I made something up quickly and said "the belt is too small and I didn't realise that the fleece had a white stripe" he was all "oh, I see" and I presumed the £8.50 would be soon to follow but no, was it bollocks, he started his well practiced Credit Note speech. Bastard. I said that the girl yesterday said that I could get a refund but he was having none of it. I settled for the credit note but had the last laugh - dropping a stinker of a fart in his shop. The moral victory was mine. Anyone need a credit voucher for £8.50?
I went in all confident and queued up. Then when I got to the check out the manager (who was serving) said "what's wrong with them?" i expect no quibbles! Anyway I made something up quickly and said "the belt is too small and I didn't realise that the fleece had a white stripe" he was all "oh, I see" and I presumed the £8.50 would be soon to follow but no, was it bollocks, he started his well practiced Credit Note speech. Bastard. I said that the girl yesterday said that I could get a refund but he was having none of it. I settled for the credit note but had the last laugh - dropping a stinker of a fart in his shop. The moral victory was mine. Anyone need a credit voucher for £8.50?
highland fox
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Don't worry Joe,Homer is on the phone to Watchdog on your behalf as we speak.
Durham Fox
El Dude Brother.
highland fox said:
Ive got a big inflatable Joe if you want to take out your frustrations on it.......eer.... Joe
highland fox
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Be warned though there is a queue and Homer as booked 1/2 a day with it alrready
Durham Fox
El Dude Brother.
Joe_Fox said:Disgusting stuff, truly awful.
I might go down to Reefer later and do a shit in the changing rooms.
Best way is to go prepared, do one in to a bag plaggy bag and then take it with you, not that I have don it before you understand.
Joe_Fox
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DurhamFox said:Joe_Fox said:Disgusting stuff, truly awful.
I might go down to Reefer later and do a shit in the changing rooms.
Best way is to go prepared, do one in to a bag plaggy bag and then take it with you, not that I have don it before you understand.
A bag plaggy bag you reckon?
Durham Fox
El Dude Brother.
Joe_Fox said:DurhamFox said:Joe_Fox said:Disgusting stuff, truly awful.
I might go down to Reefer later and do a shit in the changing rooms.
Best way is to go prepared, do one in to a bag plaggy bag and then take it with you, not that I have don it before you understand.
A bag plaggy bag you reckon?
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