Work Safe Random Image thread

[Mawsley]

So much stupid in America.

 

[Blaarev]

At least that would mean that NY Red Bulls won't be able to buy Mahrez for a while.

 

[Motown Fox]

 

[Mawsley]

 

[Mawsley]

 

[Motown Fox]

 

[OldGit]

 

[SJN-Fox]

 

[fox58]

 

[OldGit]

A UKIP party spokesman said of this UKIP candidate:

"Although I don't condone any kind of 'blacking up' it was evidently not what was going on in Mr Neill's Facebook posts.
Mr Neill suffers from acne frequently and as a result often wears facial masks to treat his skin."

 

[Brown Nose]

 

[Mawsley]

Look-a-likes

I wonder if any other members of the forum get confused for someone else?

 

[Motown Fox]

Similar I know but there is a way to tell the difference.
I learnt it at school

 

[camberwell fox]

Similar I know but there is a way to tell the difference.
I learnt it at school

Shagging it won't help.

 

[Cate Fox]

Oh my god, I'm RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Attn: Beneficiary,

I am Mr.John Baker from the Office of Inspection Unit/United Nations Agency in John F.Kennedy International Airport New York USA. During my recent routine check at the Airport Storage/vault on withheld packages, I discovered an abandoned shipment that belongs to you from a Diplomat from London and Africa, when scanned it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in two Metal Trunk Boxes weighing approximately 25kg each and some people are coming after this consignment to clam it in your name.

The consignment was abandoned because the Contents was not properly declared by the consignee as “MONEY” rather it was declared as personal effect to avoid interrogation and also the inability of the diplomat to pay for the INTERNATIONAL CONSIGNMENT MONEY MOVEMENT Charges Before bringing in the consignment into US and we refused to return back the consignment where it came from since, we have already received it here in USA.


On my assumption, each of the box contain not less than $5 Million to $5.5Million and the consignment is still left in our Storage House here at the John F. Kennedy International Airport New York USA till date. The details of the consignment including your name, your email address and the official document from the United Nations office in Geneva are tagged on the Metal Trunk boxes in your favor.But to enable me confirm if you are the actual recipient of this consignment, I will advise you to provide your current Phone Number and Full Address to enable me cross check if it corresponds with the address on the official documents including the Name of the nearest Airport around your city.


Please note that this consignment is supposed to have been returned to the United States Treasury Department as unclaimed delivery due to the delay in concluding the clearance processes. Therefore you are advice to respond to this message and call me immediately as you read. Once I receive your above requested information I can get everything concluded within 3-6 hours upon your acceptance and proceed to your address for delivery.


Below is my direct telephone number, I am always out of office for inspection, so if I am unable to pick your call you should know that I have gone for inspection just email me and make sure you include your mobile number so that I can give you a call, but for now I am expecting your call today as you read this message.


Regards,

Mr.John Baker

Office of Inspection
JFK International Airport New York, USA.
EMAIL:[email protected]

 

[Blaarev]

Imagine that

 

[Motown Fox]

Oh my god, I'm RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Attn: Beneficiary,

I am Mr.John Baker from the Office of Inspection Unit/United Nations Agency in John F.Kennedy International Airport New York USA. During my recent routine check at the Airport Storage/vault on withheld packages, I discovered an abandoned shipment that belongs to you from a Diplomat from London and Africa, when scanned it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in two Metal Trunk Boxes weighing approximately 25kg each and some people are coming after this consignment to clam it in your name.

The consignment was abandoned because the Contents was not properly declared by the consignee as “MONEY” rather it was declared as personal effect to avoid interrogation and also the inability of the diplomat to pay for the INTERNATIONAL CONSIGNMENT MONEY MOVEMENT Charges Before bringing in the consignment into US and we refused to return back the consignment where it came from since, we have already received it here in USA.


On my assumption, each of the box contain not less than $5 Million to $5.5Million and the consignment is still left in our Storage House here at the John F. Kennedy International Airport New York USA till date. The details of the consignment including your name, your email address and the official document from the United Nations office in Geneva are tagged on the Metal Trunk boxes in your favor.But to enable me confirm if you are the actual recipient of this consignment, I will advise you to provide your current Phone Number and Full Address to enable me cross check if it corresponds with the address on the official documents including the Name of the nearest Airport around your city.


Please note that this consignment is supposed to have been returned to the United States Treasury Department as unclaimed delivery due to the delay in concluding the clearance processes. Therefore you are advice to respond to this message and call me immediately as you read. Once I receive your above requested information I can get everything concluded within 3-6 hours upon your acceptance and proceed to your address for delivery.


Below is my direct telephone number, I am always out of office for inspection, so if I am unable to pick your call you should know that I have gone for inspection just email me and make sure you include your mobile number so that I can give you a call, but for now I am expecting your call today as you read this message.


Regards,

Mr.John Baker

Office of Inspection
JFK International Airport New York, USA.
EMAIL:[email protected]

Are you sure they haven't confused you with Camberwell Fox again.

 

[Cate Fox]

Are you sure they haven't confused you with Camberwell Fox again.

I bloody hope not....and I had the avatar first anyway.

 

[Jeff]

I had the avatar first anyway.

It always reminds me of Barter Books in Alnwick. Me and Mrs Jeff always go there when we're in the area. Not sure if I forgive them for starting the whole Keep Calm thing, but I like their biscuits.

 

[Cate Fox]

It always reminds me of Barter Books in Alnwick. Me and Mrs Jeff always go there when we're in the area. Not sure if I forgive them for starting the whole Keep Calm thing, but I like their biscuits.

Ooh what kind of biscuits?