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El Dude Brother.
The Terminal. Absolute shite.
Worst films of all time
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Duzza said:
i didnt think it was too bad
Hammond Organ
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Resurrected this just so I could list a few truly awful films:-
1). Born Yesterday (Starring Melanie Griffith, Don Johnson and John Goodman). Worst film I have ever seen. Dreadful. I wish I had hammered dogshit into my eyes.
2). The Matrix Revolutions - So bad I have never watched the films again
3). Body of Evidence - One of many reasons Madonna should not act
4). Throw Mamma from the Train - As funny as finding your wife/husband in bed with a one legged tramp and his dog
5). A Walk in the Clouds - Sadly for all involved in the film, this was not a documentary involving them leaving a plain sans parachute.
6). I Bought A Vampire Motorcycle - My own fault for thinking a film with such a title could be anything other than a life sucking pus-bucket.
7). The Last Dragon - Motown early 80's take on the Kung Fu thing, containing characters such as Bruce Leeroy and Sho'Nuff, the Shogun of Harlem. I think that is more than enough of a description to prove my point.
8). Beaches - Just Feck Off.
9). How to Make an American Quilt - My ex-wife (With whom I saw most of the shite above) Thought this would be a good idea to see at the cinema. This film had something to do with the 'ex' bit
10). Reality Bites - After appearing in this, I am sure that shoplifting was a good career choice for Ms Ryder.
1). Born Yesterday (Starring Melanie Griffith, Don Johnson and John Goodman). Worst film I have ever seen. Dreadful. I wish I had hammered dogshit into my eyes.
2). The Matrix Revolutions - So bad I have never watched the films again
3). Body of Evidence - One of many reasons Madonna should not act
4). Throw Mamma from the Train - As funny as finding your wife/husband in bed with a one legged tramp and his dog
5). A Walk in the Clouds - Sadly for all involved in the film, this was not a documentary involving them leaving a plain sans parachute.
6). I Bought A Vampire Motorcycle - My own fault for thinking a film with such a title could be anything other than a life sucking pus-bucket.
7). The Last Dragon - Motown early 80's take on the Kung Fu thing, containing characters such as Bruce Leeroy and Sho'Nuff, the Shogun of Harlem. I think that is more than enough of a description to prove my point.
8). Beaches - Just Feck Off.
9). How to Make an American Quilt - My ex-wife (With whom I saw most of the shite above) Thought this would be a good idea to see at the cinema. This film had something to do with the 'ex' bit
10). Reality Bites - After appearing in this, I am sure that shoplifting was a good career choice for Ms Ryder.
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Melton Fox
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Did you not read the description?
Hammond Organ
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And I thought JR and Cliff would 'settle their differences'... :icon_roll
highland fox
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Evil Beneath Loch Ness
The biggest pile of shite ever made
The biggest pile of shite ever made
Hammond Organ
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Everyone knows that the true evil lies somewhere in Drumnadrochit.
highland fox
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True evil lies in Sevenoaks...my Ex-Wife
I've no problem with Loch Ness films and of course theres a Monster... but this was just so inacurate.
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Hammond Organ
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She sounds like a right Kent. My true evil lies in Ayr...
Nothing like turning up at John O'Groats and seeing Loch Ness t-shirts on sale, as it is so nearby.
I have not seen the film, what does it claim is the evil beneath loch ness (Sadly, not both our ex wives)
highland fox
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Just read some of the comments on Amazon for it
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Hammond Organ
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Sounds so bad I am surprised I haven't seen it.
Matt_B
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Me and the missus watched that the other week. I quite enjoyed it, was inteeresting to see Farrell in a role other than loud mouthed idiot.
Also enjoyed beaches though so what do I know.
My worst film ever would be an oldie called Jack the Bear, or Mean Creek
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