You're the manager

Who would you sign?

  • Nicky Maynard

    Votes: 19 59.4%
  • Peter Whittingham

    Votes: 3 9.4%
  • Emile Heskey

    Votes: 2 6.3%
  • Nigel Reo-Coker

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Yakubu

    Votes: 8 25.0%

  • Total voters
    32
  • Poll closed .
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Kingy_85's nan, Nana, Uncle Leo, The Wallet, Money, The Queen, Stephen Frears, Leicester, Andy King, Kingy_85, Kingy_85's nan, A porceline figure of Dusty Bin, Dusty Bin.
 
OMG nostalgia !!!!!!!

My Nan had a porceline figure of that odd Dusty Bin Character in her kitchen!!! How queeeeer!

Did she go on the programme then? I think that used to be a "gift" when you were lucky enough to lose.
 
If I was manager I'd make all the first team dive into a canal, then carry all the kit up and down the stairs, then I'd take a shit in my own top drawer. I'd take all the coke out first, wouldn't want to waste my stash. Simple tricks for effective pre-season training. I think the lack of these kinds of standard motivational techniques shows everyone what an amateur our Sven is. Blowjobs for winners, bumfucks for losers, that's how to get the best out of the youth of today. I've been a teacher for 26 years, and I'm at the top of my game. Dismiss me at your own peril.

Not sure who to pick out of those six. Never heard of some of them, so I'll go for Yakubu. Proven goalscorer. His stats speak for themselves. Lots of goals in not many games. Easy decision.
 
If I was manager I'd make all the first team dive into a canal, then carry all the kit up and down the stairs, then I'd take a shit in my own top drawer. I'd take all the coke out first, wouldn't want to waste my stash. Simple tricks for effective pre-season training. I think the lack of these kinds of standard motivational techniques shows everyone what an amateur our Sven is. Blowjobs for winners, bumfucks for losers, that's how to get the best out of the youth of today. I've been a teacher for 26 years, and I'm at the top of my game. Dismiss me at your own peril..

But Martin I thought you had already been dismissed from Leicester and from Cheltenham Town.
 
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