Hammond Organ's Complete Lies Thread

[MKFox]

Think I'll book a summer holiday in the UK for next year

 

[DesertFox]

There is not a big slice of chocolate fudge cake in my fridge.

I am not going to eat it in a few minutes.

That chocolate cake was horrible!

 

[MHS]

I am really looking forward to work Bank Holiday Monday today

 

[DesertFox]

I can't wait to get stuck into the quarter ton of soil I shall be moving by hand this afternoon in 100F heat....

 

[DesertFox]

Well, that was fun! I'm so glad I didn't get it all done - yes, more soil moving fun tomorrow. Excellent.

 

[newtonfox]

im so glad our weather is like Tucson, Arizona .

 

[spionfox]

I really miss Fludies posts.

 

[bocadillo]

I really miss Fludies posts.

He's not back in the UK yet so you're going to have ages to wait for the next one. In fact, he won't be home in time for either the Fulham or the Cheltenham matches.

 

[newtonfox]

He's not back in the UK yet so you're going to have ages to wait for the next one. In fact, he won't be home in time for either the Fulham or the Cheltenham matches.

is that a fact or a lie

 

[bocadillo]

is that a fact or a lie

It's not written in the "Hammond Organ's Complete Lies Thread" thread, so it must be the truth.

 

[newtonfox]

It's not written in the "Hammond Organ's Complete Lies Thread" thread, so it must be the truth.

:icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

What a breath of fresh air fludie's return has been.

I expect him to take this post as the joke it was intended and there's no chance of him posting in response.

 

[bocadillo]

It is totally correct to say that Fludie's return has been a breath of fresh air. It would be incorrect to say that he has been suffering from a bad bout of the Turkey Trots since his return from holiday and any suggestion that the air around him has been stinking like a shithouse would be completely false.

 

[Melton Fox]

Fludie is ****.

Melton Fox always sticks to thread and forum rules.

 

[MKFox]

I'm going on a diet

 

[Real Sharapova]

I will feel really sorry for the Newcastle fans if Dennis Wise becomes manager.

 

[WALSHIESTACKLE]

I won the lottery on Saturday so called my work and told them to **** right off.

 

[Lako42]

I dont want to smash Dennis Wise in the head with a shovel.

 

[newtonfox]

King kev would never get the sack again

 

[homer]

I haven't ogled any women today at all