Hammond Organ's Complete Lies Thread

[Chuck T Masala]

I actually think this government is in control and leading us into a new era of honesty and prosperity.

 

[The Major]

I actually think this government is in control and leading us into a new era of honesty and prosperity.

Absolutely. Gordon Brown's the best PM we've ever had.

 

[MHS]

I didn't clear out the staffroom at work today with a nuclear bomb of a fart.

 

[FIF]

talkingballs is inaptly named

 

[drummindefender]

I have lots of plans for this weekend

 

[Melton Fox]

I have lots of plans for this weekend

That's good, I was worried there for a second that you might be planning on sticking your head in the oven, turning on the gas and then setting light to yourself.

 

[FIF]

we wouldn't want that

 

[drummindefender]

That's good, I was worried there for a second that you might be planning on sticking your head in the oven, turning on the gas and then setting light to yourself.

you're not a fish snob :icon_lol:

 

[Melton Fox]

you're not a fish snob :icon_lol:

It's a good job you have read that dictionary. At least now you know what you are talking about, and have a full grasp of the definition of each word you spout.

 

[drummindefender]

I'm glad you looked up the word Joke too melton and haven't taken any of my comments to heart.

 

[Melton Fox]

I'm glad you looked up the word Joke too melton and haven't taken any of my comments to heart.

I hate a good backtrack, it never makes me feel better.

 

[bocadillo]

I can manage without my football fix on a Saturday afternoon and have decided to go shopping with Mrs Boc and not to the Gillingham v Grimsby match at Priestfield.

 

[Chuck T Masala]

The UK cost of living is really cheap isnt it? I have so much money left after paying bills that I use £20 notes to wipe my arse after a crap.

 

[Real Sharapova]

In no way whatsoever did I get completely bladdered last night.

 

[WALSHIESTACKLE]

Andy Murray played a blinder last night and at no time did Federer look on top.

 

[Hazzman]

Counting Taps and arrange them to be cleaned is fun!

 

[FIF]

That Leeds supporter is a nice guy and talks a lot of sense.

 

[spionfox]

The economy has turned the corner and all is well with the world.

 

[Durham Fox]

This country is not going down the pan, the PM and the Chancellor have it all under control.

 

[newtonfox]

i will be voting for brown at the next election