Resurrecting the random joke thread

[Blaarev]

Are you tired? There's a nap for that.

 

[Motown Fox]

,Blimey not seen some of the posters on here for a while.
Bobbins, Darth Vodka, even Rhydal.
Perhaps we will see less Status' with jokes as they can be put here now instead.

 

[fox58]

,Blimey not seen some of the posters on here for a while.
Bobbins, Darth Vodka, even Rhydal.
Perhaps we will see less Status' with jokes as they can be put here now instead.

There's been jokes in posters Status?

 

[bocadillo]

There's been jokes in posters Status?

Jesus wept!

 

[lazzer]

First rule of Thesaurus Club.
You don't talk, converse, discuss, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, gossip or natter about Thesaurus Club

 

[RHYDAL]

,Blimey not seen some of the posters on here for a while.
Bobbins, Darth Vodka, even Rhydal.
Perhaps we will see less Status' with jokes as they can be put here now instead.

I can't stand the noise of backs being slapped.

 

[Motown Fox]

Blimey the first time I've got a universal remote control, and I thought to myself “This changes everything.”

 

[bocadillo]

Blimey the first time I've got a universal remote control, and I thought to myself “This changes everything.”

It's odd that most people's experience with these 'universals' is exactly the opposite.

 

[Darth Vodka]

,Blimey not seen some of the posters on here for a while.
Bobbins, Darth Vodka, even Rhydal.
Perhaps we will see less Status' with jokes as they can be put here now instead.

sup Motown

 

[Darth Vodka]

Blimey the first time I've got a universal remote control, and I thought to myself “This changes everything.”

the Megatron doesn't say "urban sophisticate"

 

[Motown Fox]

sup Motown

Nice to see you're back Darth and not just your helmet.

 

[Motown Fox]

Altar boy goes to confession.
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" 'I cannot say.' 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?' 'I'll never tell.' 'Was it Nina Capelli?' 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.' 'Was it Cathy Piriano?' 'My lips are sealed Father.' 'Well then, was it Rosa DiAngelo?' 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.' Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?' 'Four month's vacation and five excellent Leads.'

 

[homer]

Blimey

Close the thread down again quick, FFS

 

[Blaarev]

Blimey

Close the thread down again quick, FFS

It won't help . We've got the "new profile posts" now.

 

[Feriol]

There once was a young man from Derby
Who had an affair with a Ferby.
He said "it's not like a sheep
And I can't get balls deep
But at least it won't give me the Lergy.

 

[Blaarev]

 

[Big Ears]

A penguin walked in to a pub and said to the barman" has my Dad been in?"
The barman says "what's he look like?"

 

[SwedeFox]

Racist

 

[Blaarev]

Racist

When will abuse of barmen ever stop?

 

[SJN-Fox]