Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded summer 2020 rumours thread

[Robin127]

No. The whores are all women but not technically whores as they don't charge. They just live in a dismal hellhole with nothing to do apart from dodge paying tax & drink.

Anything that relieves the crushing boredom of living there is a welcome escape. Including unwise casual sexual encounters with visiting mainlanders.

Christ, I went there several times in my early twenties and come to think of it this post really has got an awful lot of truth in it.

 

[give_us_a_wave]

Christ, I went there several times in my early twenties and come to think of it this post really has got an awful lot of truth in it.

Cheers ! Hopefully Blue Maniac will read your post & give me the benefit of the doubt now

 

[Blue Maniac]

Cheers ! Hopefully Blue Maniac will read your post & give me the benefit of the doubt now

Going off-script a moment, I’ve been to the Isle of Man. Got a cousin there, went to her wedding a few years back.

 

[Robin127]

Well, some of my experiences there were very similar to what was posted. Then again many seaside towns were like that in the 70's.

 

[popillius]

****ing hell, have I wandered I to a Carry On film? Is it Carry On ****s?

 

[Payne74]

****ing hell, have I wandered I to a Carry On film? Is it Carry On ****s?

No that starts at 1600 on Sunday

 

[Skitzo]

Ozil vs. Arsenal: Battle lines drawn; Liverpool interested in USMNT star McKennie

ESPN's Insider Notebook has news on Mesut Ozil's strained relationship with Arsenal. Plus: Liverpool track a United States star.

www.espn.co.uk

Leeds United news: Leicester, Fulham & Brighton hijack bid

Football Insider can reveal Leicester City, Fulham and Brighton are ambushing bid to sign Leeds United target Bright Osayi-Samuel after fee agreed

www.footballinsider247.com

 

[Blue Maniac]

Ozil vs. Arsenal: Battle lines drawn; Liverpool interested in USMNT star McKennie

ESPN's Insider Notebook has news on Mesut Ozil's strained relationship with Arsenal. Plus: Liverpool track a United States star.

www.espn.co.uk

Leeds United news: Leicester, Fulham & Brighton hijack bid

Football Insider can reveal Leicester City, Fulham and Brighton are ambushing bid to sign Leeds United target Bright Osayi-Samuel after fee agreed

www.footballinsider247.com

Ooh, a hijack by some suitors. Who will win the race for his signature?

 

[fitz]

Ooh, a hijack by some suitors. Who will win the race for his signature?

I appreciate I've got the reading age of a child but that random assortment of random words made me chuckle rather than struggle. What the **** is any of that?

 

[Skitzo]

Despite being continually linked to us looks like Lallana won’t be coming here

 

[Payne74]

Despite being continually linked to us looks like Lallana won’t be coming here

Yeah let them offer him a 5 year contract and coach the u18s when he's crocked which will be 99% of the time

 

[M17TT C]

Hasn't he also said that he wants to move back to the south coast too?

Would be a shame to miss out on him though as we are desperately missing someone with some experience and talent like him.

 

[City Fan]

He has barely played for the last three seasons. I’m glad we’re not in for him.

 

[Lako42]

He has barely played for the last three seasons. I’m glad we’re not in for him.

I'm gobsmacked he's not already here

 

[Payne74]

I'm gobsmacked he's not already here

Yeah now James is back in the squad the physios couch is empty

 

[popillius]

Yeah now James is back in the squad the physios couch is empty

I wouldn't bet on James' couch being a ailable for too long. The second he eventually steps foot on the pitch his legs will give way like twiglets.

 

[Skitzo]

Liverpool eyeing Harvey Barnes transfer with Jurgen Klopp keen on Leicester star

Barnes has impressed in the Premier League since being given a more starring role under Brendan Rodgers at Leicester and has attracted admiring glances from Merseyside

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[ThaiSweetChilli]

www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/12235818/coutinho-considering-arsenal-leicester-tottenham/amp/

Coutinho - now he would be a statement signing!

 

[Lako42]

www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/12235818/coutinho-considering-arsenal-leicester-tottenham/amp/

Coutinho - now he would be a statement signing!

It's ****ing hilarious that they are continuing with this absolute toss.

There is no ****ing way he comes to Leicester to play Europa league. There is no ****ing way we afford him. There is no ****ing way.

 

[ThaiSweetChilli]

It's ****ing hilarious that they are continuing with this absolute toss.

There is no ****ing way he comes to Leicester to play Europa league. There is no ****ing way we afford him. There is no ****ing way.

Well I'm not sure Europa League is the issue, probably the fact that it's Leicester. I think he'd go to Spurs and they're in the Europa League.

But let's face it, it makes your willy a little wet doesn't it?