Pre Match Wolves v Leicester

[Profondo Rosso]

I love the way these pre-match threads always seem to have very little to do with the actual match.

 

[camberwell fox]

I love the way these pre-match threads always seem to have very little to do with the actual match.

Always left of centre prof.

 

[Matt_B]

Oi you yer bastard, I seem to remember in a long long ago thread that I used the terminology of 'space suit' and you corrected me to wet suit.

Anyhoo, there are defo grounds where historically we don't like playing at and therefore perhaps have the mentality where we almost believe we won't win.

Unfortunataly you can manipulate statistics to show what you want.

Bugger.

Considering it's generally completely different playing staff (and in our case a different manager) each visit, I doubt it's a case of not liking playing somewhere.

 

[Macky]

Oi you yer bastard, I seem to remember in a long long ago thread that I used the terminology of 'space suit' and you corrected me to wet suit.

This did not happen

 

[SJN-Fox]

I think we require SJN's professional opinion on whether or not a wetsuit would contain a fart, aren't they porous?

Indeed they are porous. A wetsuit would not contain a fart. A fact I have proven on more than one occasion.

 

[pork pie fox]

I love TB. And I'm not talking about tuberculosis (just in case anyone could ever possibly misunderstand me here).

 

[cafe]

A wetsuit is not the only thing that is porous.This will be clearly demonstrated Sept.22nd.I fear Nige may do far worse than "fart" himself!!

 

[Profondo Rosso]

Analingus in a cafe.

 

[camberwell fox]

This did not happen

Are you sure sweetheart?

 

[GazLCFC]

A wetsuit is not the only thing that is porous.This will be clearly demonstrated Sept.22nd.I fear Nige may do far worse than "fart" himself!!

He will be celebrating on the 23rd though

 

[Macky]

Are you sure sweetheart?

I am, honey-bunny

 

[Feriol]

Considering it's generally completely different playing staff (and in our case a different manager) each visit, I doubt it's a case of not liking playing somewhere.

These stats seem to be important to people in football for some reason, many fans are obsessed with them, pundits love to quote them, and on many occassions i've heard managers and players comment on them. I don't think these records mean anything, but i do think they can have an effect on the mentality of players if they are aware of them, and are so inclined to care.

 

[Siouxsie]

Yer Mam obviously bought trunks that you would grow into but were loose for the most part. Or different material from mine and camberwell's or summat then. My memory is of farty-smells lingering right through until I was back in the changing room.

I did NOT want an image of you and Camberwell in tight Speedos in my head.

I feel sick now

 

[alex]

Here's my team.... For those who want to discuss further, I will be starting a new 'Mass Debate' section on this forum, just for you.

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[Lako42]

Here's my team.... For those who want to discuss further, I will be starting a new 'Mass Debate' section on this forum, just for you.

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De Looloo Moore Morgan Konchywonchypants

Marshall King Drinkyplops Gally

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Total madymooomooman

 

[alex]

You think mad, I think bacon.

 

[Mawsley]

I had a fart in some white track suit bottoms in 1986.

I was way too confident.

 

[Biffa Bacon]

I think that if wolves took on foxes the foxes would be in real trouble, wolves are much bigger and more aggressive than foxes and usually congregate in packs, foxes are loners. Wolves v Foxes sounds very one sided.

 

[SwedeFox]

But we have rabies.

 

[RHYDAL]

But we have rabies.

Ah, so that explains the white froth around your mouth. Thought it was mass debate related.
I feel I should make a joke about stomach injections at this juncture.