An Ode to Talking Balls

[pds]

mg loves to blow bubbles
She blows bubbles all day long
Be bubbles hard, or be bubbles soft
She'll tease bubbles with her tongue

(note: this is in reference to mg's avatar, not anybody who may be called Bubbles :icon_wink)

Sickening.

 

[spionfox]

Melton is a bit of a mystery,
He writes like a very old old git,
In truth he's probably quite different,
But still his rhymes are shit

:icon_razz

 

[Melton Fox]

Sickening.

I think it's a very nice avatar

 

[pds]

Melton's knees are well ****ed up,
He shouldn't play no more,
But without him up front,
Who is going to score?



We're all poets :icon_roll.

And Spanky I know you'll probably score some goals so you don't need to chip in. :icon_wink

 

[highland fox]

Don't get carried away. :icon_wink

He fecking should be,to a padded cell

 

[MHS]

TB's number one poster
Is a chap known as Melton
He's a bit of a **** if you ask me
And he looks just like Ben Elton

 

[Han]

Only just read this and it's brilliant! I don't for one minute believe that melton had the patience to sit and write it all though :icon_lol::icon_wink

 

[Melton Fox]

Only just read this and it's brilliant! I don't for one minute believe that melton had the patience to sit and write it all though :icon_lol::icon_wink

I bloody well did.

And thanks for the praise, I think!!!

 

[Boy Genius]

worst thread of the year........:thumbs_do

 

[Real Sharapova]

Melts, the Poet Laureate of Talkingballs.:icon_razz

 

[homer]

Melts, the Pam Ayres of Talkingballs.:icon_razz

About right, there

 

[Scarby]

post of the year

nostradamusfox looks like he will strike again

 

[fludie]

Shite only just found this thread.

Nice one !!!:icon_bigg:icon_bigg:icon_bigg:icon_bigg