An Ode to Talking Balls

[Feriol]

Thank you.

I keep getting encouraged to take this one step further as I can reel them off all day long, but I wouldn't know what to do or where to start. Contrary to what you might believe, I'm not exactly the most confident person and I usually think I've came up with a steaming pile of rubbish, as I thought this time.

Only recently am I getting told otherwise and being encouraged to do more.

Don't get carried away. :icon_wink

 

[spionfox]

Contrary to what you might believe, I'm not exactly the most confident person and I usually think I've came up with a steaming pile of rubbish, as I thought this time.

Self deprecation is usually endearing. However, in your case.....

:icon_bigg

 

[Melton Fox]

Self deprecation is usually endearing. However, in your case.....

:icon_bigg

:icon_wink

 

[muzzysgal]

You have a talent mate.

One of many :icon_wink

 

[MHS]

Pure quality there Melton, great stuff.

 

[Richie_d123]

Thanks for leaving me out you cock!!:icon_cry::icon_bigg:icon_bigg Quite funny tho

 

[Melton Fox]

Thanks for leaving me out you cock!!:icon_cry::icon_bigg:icon_bigg Quite funny tho

Richie_D called me a cock
So he'll never get a mention
He's not funny, he's not cool
So he screams out for attention.

Satisfied?

 

[Richie_d123]

Richie_D called me a cock
So he'll never get a mention
He's not funny, he's not cool
So he screams out for attention.

Satisfied?

No you missed the 123 out of my name.

 

[Brauny Blue]

Lovely stuff.

I am proud of my perverted reputation:icon_lol:

 

[Melton Fox]

No you missed the 123 out of my name.

Richie_d123
He's a ****ing plonker
He''s DD's bitch, he now gets paid
For sucking DD's stonker

Better?

 

[Richie_d123]

Richie_d123
He's a ****ing plonker
He''s DD's bitch, he now gets paid
For sucking DD's stonker

Better?

mmmm it will do i spose. Its factually incorrect tho. DD is yet to pay me any money.

 

[Melton Fox]

mmmm it will do i spose. Its factually incorrect tho. DD is yet to pay me any money.

:icon_lol:

 

[Melton Fox]

One of many :icon_wink

BTW, I'm nominating this for two awards this year:

1) Post of the year
2) Most factual post ever

 

[Lako42]

Im nominating MG for most controversial poster.

 

[MHS]

mmmm it will do i spose. Its factually incorrect tho. DD is yet to pay me any money.

:icon_lol: :icon_lol:

 

[drummindefender]

why the **** do i keep getting brought up!

 

[Richie_d123]

why the **** do i keep getting brought up!

I think melton is in love with you.

 

[Boy Genius]

Melton is a fish doctor
An expert in Koi and Golden Orfe
But he hides a dark seedy side
He loves to shag dwarfs

 

[Melton Fox]

BG likes his Polish staff
But he his really unawares
That because he pays them pittance
They nick his ****ing pears

 

[Melton Fox]

mg loves to blow bubbles
She blows bubbles all day long
Be bubbles hard, or be bubbles soft
She'll tease bubbles with her tongue

(note: this is in reference to mg's avatar, not anybody who may be called Bubbles :icon_wink)