An Ode to Talking Balls

[Melton Fox]

Talking Balls all day
Talking Balls all night
Random posts in random threads
Random posts of shite

Introducing Alex,
He is in a band
And also Newton Fox,
The King of Not Right Land

He brings with him Spanky
and stevewalshwasgod
They really are a funny group
And very, very odd

MK likes it up the Gary
Homer likes a MILF
Innuendoes everywhere
Threads full up with filth

Highland is a miserable ****
Without a friend in sight
Local women lock their doors
When Brauny’s out at night.

Jeff’s the man that makes this happen
Sitting there all week
Twiddling this and twiddling that
He’s such a ****ing geek.

Lazzer doesn’t post much now
Only in the morning
50,000 rubbish posts
Earned him a written warning.

Macky is a space brain
And Pinko is a puff
YV doesn’t show her face
I bet she’s ****ing rough

Some posts rude, some aggressive
And others rather blunt
Most of them from Melton Fox
He really is a ****

BG thinks he’s controversial
Ringo plays the drums
MHS likes fatty pies
And Nathan likes men’s bums

Hazzmans brain is full of shite
Leroy just got wed
DD is a sad boy now
Wanks in his lonely bed

Steven is our boss
He’s always on the hunt
If you don’t want an infraction
Then don’t call him a ****

Bocadillo knows the trains
And so does Nottingham Fox
Please don’t ask a question
They’ll bore you out your socks.

Here to there, and there to here
Will save you 30p
Unless you are stevewalshwasgod
You won’t get there for free

Joe_Fox comes and Joe_Fox goes
And so does Scarborough Fox
Why are all new members
All a bunch of cocks

A few posters are from Notts
A few here are from Melton
We all love Leicester City
And mg loves Ben Elton

YV, mg, cate and Siouxsie
Represent the birds
Innocent is in there too
But she uses too big words

Suppose I best mention Beaumont
In the same breath Fludie too
Travelling near and travelling far
To watch the shite in blue

Lako, pds and Duzza
Beighton, Silver & Drew
Help to make this what it is
A steaming pile of poo

OldGit, fosseboy, Willlow and Singth
And Des across the way
Shazza, Biff and SJN
Contribute to each shitty day

Lots of posters have been missed
I couldn’t name you all
But am I ****ing bovvered.
No, I’m just Talking Balls

Bored, bored, ****ing bored.

 

[homer]

Beautiful, simply beautiful

 

[highland fox]

Uncanny...got me spot on:icon_conf

 

[cornishfox]

 

[drew]

DD is a sad boy now
Wanks in his lonely bed

Ahhahahahaaa

 

[Scarby]

post of the year

 

[Willlow]

When reading it I thought of Ben Elton in the earlier 80's doing his stand up act!

TOP BOMBING!

 

[SJN-Fox]

Nice one Melts

(But you really ought to get out more you know)

 

[lazzer]

I actually got a full verse ...........still nice to know where we stand.
Gloves off

 

[bocadillo]

It brought a tear to my eye.

Top post Melton!

 

[Jeff]

At last, a post from Melton worth reading.

 

[PFKAKTF FOX]

Great post Melts, even though you called me a poof !!!









































You ****ing wanking Gimp :icon_lol:

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

Melton's not our leader
Although he thinks he is
'Cause his post are mostly full of bile
And a total pile of jiz

Love you really
:icon_wink

 

[Hazzman]

DD is a sad boy now
Wanks in his lonely bed

Ahhahahahaaa

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

Good 'un Melton

 

[MKFox]

"MK likes it up the Gary"


Arise the modern day Wordsworth.....

 

[fcukcov]

Crackin stuff. Even got my "real" name in there.

 

[Macky]

I couldn't be ****ing bothered reading all of that.

Can somebody summarise?

 

[highland fox]

I couldn't be ****ing bothered reading all of that.

Can somebody summarise?

Basically he thinks we are all a bunch of cnuts Macky

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

but he is the biggest one of us all

 

[highland fox]

but he is the biggest one of us all

Macky isn't that bad