Pre Match Aston Villa v Leicester

[mabrah]

From what I've seen, Villa can be pretty dire/ordinary (like ourselves). They'll have the fresher legs... and that'll obviously count for something, but beyond that.... Not looking forward to it in truth. Not because I'm fearful but because I'm not expecting a decent game.

The most noticeable thing for me, the last time I saw them, was their shorts; they seemed both tight and made of something very sheer/lightweight. I couldn't tell you if they played any good football because I was too occupied pondering how uncomfortable their shorts must be.

I bet you thought I was leading to a contrived and tortured Bond pun... sorry about that. Nope, unless 'Villa Tightshorts' is the name of a Bond villain, then you're out of luck.

 

[tedfoxxx]

The most noticeable thing for me, the last time I saw them, was their shorts; they seemed both tight and made of something very sheer/lightweight. I couldn't tell you if they played any good football because I was too occupied pondering how uncomfortable their shorts must be.

I have the same issue with Leeds and their haircuts.

 

[pork pie fox]

I won’t stop until BM blocks me.

Sadly BM has no authority on here, but, to be honest, even if he did, my experience is that those that do have it never do anything anyway, they're not very good. Dire mods are forever letting people post endless crap without acting.

 

[mabrah]

come think of it, 'Villa Gnadcrusher' would be quite a good name for a Bond baddie.

 

[Payne74]

Sadly BM has no authority on here, but, to be honest, even if he did, my experience is that those that do have it never do anything anyway, they're not very good. Dire mods are forever letting people post endless crap without acting.

Not very good you say, nobody does it better.

 

[Graz]

From what I've seen, Villa can be pretty dire/ordinary (like ourselves). They'll have the fresher legs... and that'll obviously count for something, but beyond that.... Not looking forward to it in truth. Not because I'm fearful but because I'm not expecting a decent game.

The most noticeable thing for me, the last time I saw them, was their shorts; they seemed both tight and made of something very sheer/lightweight. I couldn't tell you if they played any good football because I was too occupied pondering how uncomfortable their shorts must be.

I bet you thought I was leading to a contrived and tortured Bond pun... sorry about that. Nope, unless 'Villa Tightshorts' is the name of a Bond villain, then you're out of luck.

Every good Bond film needs a Villain with questionable fashion choices.

 

[fox58]

Viagra won’t make you James Bond but it could make you Roger Moore

 

[Robin127]

I know, I wish I knew a man with a golden gun.

How about the man with the golden pun instead?

 

[Jeff]

The kick off time has changed, it's now going to be 2:05PM instead of 2PM.

Time Change For Aston Villa Clash

Leicester City’s Premier League fixture against Aston Villa on Sunday 21 February will now kick off slightly later at 2:05pm.

www.lcfc.com

 

[Blaarev]

The kick off time has changed, it's now going to be 2:05PM instead of 2PM.

Not in American Samoa.

 

[Robin127]

The kick off time has changed, it's now going to be 2:05PM instead of 2PM.

Cool, an extra five minutes in bed.

 

[mabrah]

Is the James Bond movie over running?

 

[homer]

Is the James Bond movie over running?

Brendan found some grey hair this morning so asked if they could kick off late so he could apply his Grecian2000

Otherwise he would have had no time to dye

 

[FrenchFox]

My favourite James Bond story is when Roger Moore was about to start the first love scene of a JB film. They were ready to start the shoot when Roger put his hand up and said "before we begin, I would like to apologise, in advance, to my leading lady in case I get an erection. I would also like to apologise, in advance, to my leading lady in case I don't get an erection" (Best appreciated if you can think in a Roger Moore accent)

 

[londonfox]

I'd probably take that

Why? They are totally beatable. A draw would be points dropped, not a point gained.

 

[camberwell fox]

Is the James Bond movie over running?

I’ve not heard of a Janes Bond called Over Running, is there a trailer available?

 

[homer]

There’s a serious doubt about Vardy playing, apparently

 

[camberwell fox]

There’s a serious doubt about Vardy playing, apparently

Groin?

 

[homer]

Groin?

Sort of - been involved in a ‘domestic disturbance’

 

[Skitzo]

bring Riccy P in for the Prince and maybe Under for Albrighton, I want to see more of the Thomas/Barnes pairing down the left, they already link up so much better than Chilwell/Barnes ever did after far fewer games.

I'd only start Castagne over him if Castagne is nearly 100%