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As someone who knows a lot about psychiatry, I have to comment on the importance of choosing the right sponsor

You don't think a brand like Carlsberg has more machismo than Topps Tiles (which sounds rather gay)??

If you're going to have your shirt plastered with a brand name, it should be one that fires up the wearer so he walks onto the pitch thinking like a marauding Viking rather than a spotty 16 year-old sales assitant at a home furnishings outlet :icon_redf
You know so much about psychology you don't even know what it's called.

Psychiatry: the branch of medicine dealing with the diagnosis and treatment of mental disorders

I don't think he could have chosen a more apt word.

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Let's all put a fiver in an Talking Balls can sponsor City next year.

May I suggest that rather than putting the name on the shirts, we cut a panel out of them so we can see straight through to Moz's sweaty abs?
 
You're a perverse little man, Ted. I like it.

You'd put more than a tenner in that eh? Pwwwhhhoooorrrr!

I understand that this makes almost no sense but still...... Pwwwhhhoooorrrr!!!!
 
How much does it cost to sponsor a Premier League club, presuming we make it? It'd be well worth paying the money and sticking a pair of tits in the middle of the shirt, I imagine Alex would buy at least two or three different shirts.
 
May I suggest that rather than putting the name on the shirts, we cut a panel out of them so we can see straight through to Moz's sweaty abs?

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How much does it cost to sponsor a Premier League club, presuming we make it? It'd be well worth paying the money and sticking a pair of tits in the middle of the shirt, I imagine Alex would buy at least two or three different shirts.
:icon_lol: I imagine it would look something like this, with a nice big pair of tits on the front....


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Going by that Daily Mail article posted above, Portsmouth get £250k annually from the shirt sponsor.

My calculations say we need £100 from each member to achieve something similar (Rhydal won't pay etc).

Is Paypal ok, Jeff?
 
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