Brexit

[Payne74]

Not for one moment did I suggest the queues in Kent are nothing to do with Brexit, though there have been queues in Kent long before Brexit. The shit in lay-bys all over the country has nothing to do with Brexit. It has been happening wherever lorries overnight for years.

We got held up in a queue at Dover for hours some years ago due to the French protesting about something or other, they were allegedly burning sheep in the roads near the port as they know its the easiest way to get attention.
Ended up getting the ferry from Portsmouth to St Malo in the end, as Boc says long queues in Kent are nothing new.

 

[Darth Vodka]

Well the insights are really coming thick and fast now

Some lorry queues existed before Brexit

Lorry drivers shat in lay bys before Brexit

 

[olibar]

Lorry drivers shat in lay bys before Brexit

By nationality please.

 

[Darth Vodka]

By nationality please.

Well obviously foreigners' turds are a lot worse than the great British trucker's turd

Foreign ones have kielbasa in

British ones are made from egg, bacon and sausage butties

Truckers' Tizer...same thing, better when made from tea instead of Tyskie

 

[Joe_Fox]

One of the worst things about Brexit (and there are many) is that it's meant threads like this have appeared all over the place, each and every one of them rife with borderline hostile disagreement, compounding the very division in society this whole thing set out to cause.

 

[Darth Vodka]

Rees-Mogg now minister for "Brexit Opportunities"

now that IS funny

and i thought Gove as minister of "levelling up" was doing bugger all

 

[FOX Franks]

Rees-Mogg now minister for "Brexit Opportunities"

now that IS funny

and i thought Gove as minister of "levelling up" was doing bugger all

Bet the fish are excited about this, I mean they were delighted just to hear we'd left

 

[Robin127]

And in other news, Water is Wet.

Warning over border delays when new checks kick in

A cross-party committee of MPs warns of further disruption later this year as new import controls start.

www.bbc.com

 

[olibar]

Bet the fish are excited about this, I mean they were delighted just to hear we'd left

Hang on, just to be clear, are we suggesting here that Grove is going to level-up the seas to make it easier for the fish?

 

[Darth Vodka]

And in other news, Water is Wet.

Warning over border delays when new checks kick in

A cross-party committee of MPs warns of further disruption later this year as new import controls start.

www.bbc.com

ah, but Brexit is the EU's fault...checkmate

 

[Joe_Fox]

I think we are all missing a major point here. That point being this
Why is it called Brexit?
Britain's Exit? Really? Isn't it the United Kingdom that left the EU?
Can we all from now on call it Ukexit (you-keck-zit)

You ****ing keck zit wankers.

 

[Darth Vodka]

Rees Mogg, fresh from being appointed as the Moron Minister for Oxymorons and getting a £35k pay rise...

Crowdsources his job to Sun readers...

Sun readers, tell me of ANY petty EU regulations that should be abolished

WHEN the Prime Minister announced the Brexit deal in December 2020, he said: “We have taken back control of laws and our destiny. We have taken back control of every jot and tittle of our regulatio…

www.thesun.co.uk

Beyond parody

 

[FOX Franks]

Rees Mogg, fresh from being appointed as the Moron Minister for Oxymorons and getting a £35k pay rise...

Crowdsources his job to Sun readers...

Sun readers, tell me of ANY petty EU regulations that should be abolished

WHEN the Prime Minister announced the Brexit deal in December 2020, he said: “We have taken back control of laws and our destiny. We have taken back control of every jot and tittle of our regulatio…

www.thesun.co.uk

Beyond parody

Fantastic way to keep your inbox empty, though.

 

[give_us_a_wave]

Rees Mogg, fresh from being appointed as the Moron Minister for Oxymorons and getting a £35k pay rise...

Crowdsources his job to Sun readers...

Sun readers, tell me of ANY petty EU regulations that should be abolished

WHEN the Prime Minister announced the Brexit deal in December 2020, he said: “We have taken back control of laws and our destiny. We have taken back control of every jot and tittle of our regulatio…

www.thesun.co.uk

Beyond parody

It'll be even better when 20,000 Sun readers reply listing a load of regulations that either a) don't actually exist or b) turn out to be UK laws.

 

[Darth Vodka]

It'll be even better when 20,000 Sun readers reply listing a load of regulations that either a) don't actually exist or b) turn out to be UK laws.

I want bendy bananas, or was it straight ones

Please get rid of maternity and paternity leave, I hate having to pony out for my employees

Please get rid of GDPR, I hate people owning their data

 

[give_us_a_wave]

I want bendy bananas, or was it straight ones

Please get rid of maternity and paternity leave, I hate having to pony out for my employees

Please get rid of GDPR, I hate people owning their data

& Human rights cos thats just about letting terrorist nonces get away with it & giving them a free house & £1000 a week benefits.

 

[Darth Vodka]

Trade hit from Brexit was ‘always inevitable’, Rishi Sunak tells MPs

Chancellor denies EU withdrawal has left UK a more ‘closed’ economy

www.independent.co.uk

Needs to believe harder...

 

[Darth Vodka]

U.K. Brexit Border IT System Plagued by Outages Amid Queues

A key part of the U.K. government’s post-Brexit border IT system has suffered outages this week, adding to the headache for traders already facing long queues on the way to the country’s busiest port.

www.bloomberg.com

well, nobody could have forseen lorry queues at Dover

 

[Robin127]

What's that **** Farage doing these days?

 

[Darth Vodka]

banging on about how we shouldn't do net zero