Brucie vs. The Ostrich

[LCFC'sGodWears9]

Grown men doing absolutely embarrassing tiger impressions complete with clawing motions?

That really is horrific, half and half scarf bad.

 

[Blaarev]

That really is horrific, half and half scarf bad.

Even worse, I'd say.

 

[Miles Away]

Sometimes I think you get a bit of a hard time on here; then you write stuff like this and make yourself look like a bell end. You'll fit in well when you're posting shit like this on Derby's forum next season.

The aversion to the clappers is absolutely laughable. How dare a team try to generate and atmosphere???

 

[Miles Away]

Hate that they have Spurs next. Entirely winnable against that marshmallow of a club. Hopefully Spurs decide to show up and it's plain sailing for us going into the final day.

 

[TommyK]

So in order to stay up now. Hull need to at least one victory and we need to lose both games.

 

[bocadillo]

So in order to stay up now. Hull need to at least one victory and we need to lose both games.

If we lose each of our remaining games 1-0 and Hull win one of their games 1-0, we would still be above them. And you've excluded Sunderland, Newcastle and Villa from the conundrum.

 

[fitz]

The aversion to the clappers is absolutely laughable. How dare a team try to generate and atmosphere???

My fave on the subject of clappers is the Sunderland fans' criticism. The same folk who have mass walk outs when they're losing and sing their neighbours' songs - Blaydon races for example.

 

[LeeCovFox]

If we draw one and Hull lose one we're fine. There is a very good chance that we will be safe before the final game. A remarkable change of fortunes.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I'm sure someone will know if this stat is correct, Dull have never won a Premier league game in the month of May

This is correct.

 

[jb5000]

If we draw one and Hull lose one we're fine. There is a very good chance that we will be safe before the final game. A remarkable change of fortunes.

Or to put it another way, we could be back in the bottom three after the next round of matches.

 

[Hazzman]

Bad news for Brucie. Jake Livermore of Hull has tested positive for cocaine after their 2-0 win at Crystal Palace.

 

[SJN-Fox]

They should be deducted ten points

 

[Real Sharapova]

They should be deducted thirty-five points

Fixed.

 

[Motown Fox]

Bad news for Brucie. Jake Livermore of Hull has tested positive for cocaine after their 2-0 win at Crystal Palace.

And rumours the coke came from a local cafe were totally without foundation.

 

[cafe]

I think the precedent was set with Mutu.We should be able to sue him for a good part of the 8 million we paid for him.A very expensive way for a footballer to relax.

 

[Micky]

I think the precedent was set with Mutu.We should be able to sue him for a good part of the 8 million we paid for him.A very expensive way for a footballer to relax.

I don't think coke is a relaxant. :icon_redf

 

[Borderfox]

Depends; diets alright, it just makes you piss!

 

[Lako42]

Silly little man, obviously Brucie doesn't command the same respect from his players as our Nige

 

[jb5000]

Considering that the only thing worse than being on coke is being sober in a room full of people on coke, and that EPL footballers have so much wealth they are able to control so much of their surroundings, I really don't understand why any of them would be messing about with this twatpowder.

 

[Motown Fox]

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