Pre Match Crystal Palace v Leicester

[Jeff]

Sunday, 2PM, Sky Sports.

 

[Miles Away]

Palace home banker. Free money.

 

[homer]

Gonna rip our heads off and jizz down the hole

4 or 5 nil home win

 

[Lako42]

Going to get bummed live on sky

 

[fitz]

Might go to church or something instead. Do they do afternoon bantz?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Reckon he’ll save Iheanacho for the big five a side in training on Tuesday

 

[pork pie fox]

Fortunately I won’t be able to watch this, as I’m away golfing.

 

[homer]

Fortunately I won’t be able to watch this, as I will be poking my eyes out with a huge pitchfork

Good choice

 

[Payne74]

I'm not a betting person but if I was I'd see who hasn't scored for Palace in over 100 games and have a £10 on them, for a double whammy I'd also have £10 on Schmeichel providing the assist

 

[big_mac4824]

It will be a loss we are ****ing awful no change to our formation and the same players will be selected.

 

[M17TT C]

I'm not a betting person but if I was I'd see who hasn't scored for Palace in over 100 games and have a £10 on them, for a double whammy I'd also have £10 on Schmeichel providing the assist

Jordan Ayew hasn't scored in something like 35 games now.

He'll definitely get at least one, Zaha always scores against us, Benteke has a good record against us too and it's literally odsonne eduard will score too after we turned him down in the summer.

We're gonna need to score a hell of a lot ourselves if we are to get anything from this which clearly won't happen.

It already has a bit of a Paulo Sousa v Portsmouth feel to it to be honest.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I'm not a betting person but if I was I'd see who hasn't scored for Palace in over 100 games and have a £10 on them, for a double whammy I'd also have £10 on Schmeichel providing the assist

Good shout. Ayew (2nd min), Benteke hat trick (16, 24, 72), Édouard (63), some 15 year old with a quadruple-barrelled name who’s never played before (90+3).

Palace 6-1.

 

[Micky]

Good shout. Ayew (2nd min), Benteke hat trick (16, 24, 72), Édouard (63), some 15 year old with a quadruple-barrelled name who’s never played before (90+3).

Palace 6-1.

You forgot the double leg amputee centre forward who is making his debut.

7-1

 

[Miles Away]

Edouard to score and run over to Rodgers and celebrate in front of him with a wagging finger.

Vardy to score a late, irrelevant, goal.

Rodgers to say: “we struggled a wee bit with the pace of the game in the first half but we were much better in the second and are unlucky not to have taken more from the game”

 

[M17TT C]

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Just throw in the towel already if this is true.

 

[popillius]

Please, please don't play Soumare. Or Amartey. Or Daka. Or Dewsbury-Hall. Or Vestergaard. Or Bertrand. Or Thomas.

Schmeichel
Castagne
Soyuncu
Kolo Toure
A dustpan and brush
Tielemans
A dustbin bag with some gravel inside
Ndidi
Barnes
Maddison
Vardy

 

[Graz]

Kasper
Ricardo, Evans, Soyuncu, Bertrand
Lookman, Ndidi, Youri, Barnes
NACHO
Vardy

0-4 away win, bed wetters get a chance to dry out their sheets.

 

[City Fan]

If Nacho doesn’t start, Brendan can **** off

 

[tedfoxxx]

Vardy’s start to the season has been one of the very few positives so far. If we can find a way of getting Nacho and Lookman on the pitch with him at the same time then at least we might stand a chance of outscoring our opponent because we sure as shit ain’t keeping a clean sheet.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Billy the Fish
Buster Gonad
Fatha Bacon
Mutha Bacon
Postman Plod
Baxter Basics
Terry ****witt
Roger Mellie
Johnny Fartpants
Finbarr Saunders
Lawrence Logic