A black bloke with his specks masking taped to his head just took a shit outside the booking office, dipped his hand in it, and then smeared it down our beautiful glass windows.
I've got a feeling the deal might be off.
This might be the worst moment in our history...except the day David Norris pissed through Milan's letter box.
Everybody is ruled by sentimentality with Beckham. He is no longer good enough to start. He can still cross a ball, but can no longer beat a player. Football fans who defend Beckham too strongly, just sound like my girlfriend. Can't take their views seriously.
Sadly, it's not even that good
Who said anything about him starting?
Sorry homer slightly off topic.
I think we should all go home and turn off the interwebs
But what would I do without Youporn.com
Well I could send you some of my 'special' home videos of me and Tarquin
You intrigue me, you bewitching creature
I'm at the point now that I dont care whether he joins or not...
Unfortunately dear esco, you would be on the blue mongie side. I believe the homer you refer to in your post, would be on mine?
p.s Esco, what are your thoughts on Davids? Bet i can guess
When does this 24 hour deadline end?
Yes cleverclogs and when is this, when did the deadline begin?After 24 hours :icon_roll
After 24 hours :icon_roll
1) Why is Chris Powell your source of reference as to how Davids could help us? Their careers couldn't be more different.
2) 'Diddly squat about great footballers'
I was first broken the news about Davids joining us by a Dutch work colleague at work. He is a lifelong Ajax fan and put his head round the door of my office to say "you lot must be mad" assuming I knew what he was talking about. He can't believe we want to sign him and having seen him during both his spells at the club, thinks he's an arsehole and finished. When Davids joined Spurs I gleefully took a queens head off my mate who is a Tottenham fan, after i correctly bet he would turn out to be a bad signing. However, being the fickle leicester fan i am, i have been coming round to the idea of him joining us this week, simply because it will be interesting to see someone who is known out of england playing for us. Heart says it will be fun, head says he is exactly what we don't need and will not be a success. Never rated him.
3) Beckham is only still picked for England because of Capello finding a role for him to keep the FA happy. Everybody knows the only reason Marin O'Neill didn't get the England job was because the first question he was asked, 'what would be the first thing you would do as England manager?" His answer. "Drop Beckham".
Good players don't lose their touch, but they do lose their pace, something which is imperative in the modern game.
P | Pld | Pts | |
1 | Liverpool | 11 | 28 |
2 | Manchester C | 11 | 23 |
3 | Chelsea | 11 | 19 |
4 | Arsenal | 11 | 19 |
5 | Nottm F | 11 | 19 |
6 | Brighton | 11 | 19 |
7 | Fulham | 11 | 18 |
8 | Newcastle | 11 | 18 |
9 | Aston Villa | 11 | 18 |
10 | Tottenham | 11 | 16 |
11 | Brentford | 11 | 16 |
12 | Bournemouth | 11 | 15 |
13 | Manchester U | 11 | 15 |
14 | West Ham | 11 | 12 |
15 | Leicester | 11 | 10 |
16 | Everton | 11 | 10 |
17 | Ipswich | 11 | 8 |
18 | Palace | 11 | 7 |
19 | Wolves | 11 | 6 |
20 | Southampton | 11 | 4 |