Firework Watch 2007

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It's the only action he gets & at least he has something to look forward to at Xmas

Can you imagine being Santa and only coming once a year. Would you waste it inside her or would you withdraw to see just how far a years worth would shoot?
 
Can you imagine being Santa and only coming once a year. Would you waste it inside her or would you withdraw to see just how far a years worth would shoot?
Mrs Clause would be leaking anal cream pie until Easter.....
 
Mrs Clause would be leaking anal cream pie until Easter.....

Which poses another question. Is Mrs Santa celebate for a year too? If so, you wouldn't need the rear entry as the front should be refreshed enough.
 
she's a slut with the elves, her minge is a fecking mess.
Poor St Nick, it would be like throwing a chipolata down the Dartford tunnel.
 
she's a slut with the elves, her minge is a fecking mess.
Poor St Nick, it would be like throwing a chipolata down the Dartford tunnel.

Cadbury Alley it is then.
 
I set off £120 worth, took 15 mins :icon_conf

Bit like watching Leicester, What a waste of money, what a waste of money...
 
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