Macky
Gruntled Member
You would though, wouldn't you.
It's the only action he gets & at least he has something to look forward to at Xmas
You would though, wouldn't you.
It's the only action he gets & at least he has something to look forward to at Xmas
Mrs Clause would be leaking anal cream pie until Easter.....Can you imagine being Santa and only coming once a year. Would you waste it inside her or would you withdraw to see just how far a years worth would shoot?
Mrs Clause would be leaking anal cream pie until Easter.....
she's a slut with the elves, her minge is a fecking mess.
Poor St Nick, it would be like throwing a chipolata down the Dartford tunnel.
and keep giving her a dig in the ribs to tense her up.....Cadbury Alley it is then.
and keep giving her a dig in the ribs to tense her up.....
and at the right moment tell her that her sister is better.....
father....
Q - How do you know when your sister is having a period?
You would though, wouldn't you.
It's the only action he gets & at least he has something to look forward to at Xmas
:icon_lol:The only thing I look forward to about Christmas is the end of it and lifereturns to its normal,mundane pointless self
loads going off now, my village sounds like a war zone!
Stop bloody bragging :icon_winkGoing to be banging all night.
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