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Man Utd's marketing team perform as well as the playing team in masterstoke decision to have a Q&A with Michael Carrick after the Fulham game. These were some of the questions sent in:

Manchester United's 'Ask Carrick' on Twitter hugely backfired when some of the fans vented out their anger with some of these hilarious questions...

‪#‎AskCarr...ick if you could drop one player from the team how would you tell Cleverley?.

#AskCarrick How does it feel knowing Begovic has more goals than you this season.

#AskCarrick in what game was your most memorable pass back to your keeper.

#AskCarrick What do the benches at Wembley feel like? Which one of them is your favourite? Surely you must've tried them all?

#AskCarrick Do you watch Cleverly train to feel good about yourself?

#AskCarrick On a scale of Tom Cleverly to 10, how bad is Ashley Young?

#AskCarrick Which pub will you go to watch the World Cup?

#AskCarrick Would Moyes consider putting De Gea upfront, so that you can pass the ball the right way?

#AskCarrick If a ball leaves your boot travelling at 30km per hour at 3 pm on saturday, how long does it take to reach De Gea?

#AskCarrick Have you tried putting on your kit backwards so you could pass the ball forward?

#AskCarrick As a child, did you ever dream of becoming a footballer? What stopped you?

#AskCarrick Be Honest, Do You Ever Include Yourself In Your Fantasy Premier League Team?

#AskCarrick Do you think Welback has really been training too hard on penalty?

#AskCarrick Are you going to reply to any of the #AskCarrick tweets or pass it over to De Gea?

#AskCarrick Do you die a little inside when you're looking for someone to pass to and Tom Cleverley is to your left.

#AskCarrick Do you ever look at Young, Cleverly, Smalling, Welbeck & question the point of living?

#AskCarrick Did Cleverly win a competition on the back of a box of cereals to play for MUFC?

#AskCarrick If you had to choose between having
Cleverley as a midfield partner or being stabbed in the
leg, how many stabs would you take?

#AskCarrick Do you get depressed when you see Tom
Cleverley's name on the team sheet and realize you're
gonna have to play with 10 men?

#AskCarrick How many times has Mata tried to run away since signing for us?
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They probably remember silly Billy's recorded as a Premier league manager:081:
 
Blue Maniac said:
:081: **** me, he's not been 17 for a long time. Jesus Toboggan Christ, he's 40 if he's a day.
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He's been facing these allegations for decades now, poor bloke.
 
Motown Fox said:
Goole AFC lost 3-0 at home to Coalville Town and captain Karl Colley was sent off at 2-0 early in the second half.

Colley, who truth be told, appears to have anger management issues, went into the stands and attacked a fan, throwing punches, on his way from the pitch.

Goole, managed by David Holdsworth, brother of Dean, and a former Watford, Birmingham, Sheffield United and Bolton player, sacked Colley immediately after the match.



Coalville Town fans having a bit of banter on twitter too.

But the First Youtube comment reads
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Banned until October 1st


http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26263836
 
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