Golf

[alex]

Do you take your tits with you Alex?

Unfortunately they are not allowed in the club house.

 

[MKFox]

I'm out at 8am when theres no fecker about

Lucky fecker, if you've not teed off on the weekend before 6.30 am round here, you're looking at a 4 and a half hour round plus....

 

[highland fox]

Unfortunately they are not allowed in the club house.

Are you allowed to clean your balls in the Clubhouse toilets ?

 

[alex]

Are you allowed to clean your balls in the Clubhouse toilets ?

Would you like it if I did HF? Or would you prefer it if I didn't??

 

[highland fox]

Lucky fecker, if you've not teed off on the weekend before 6.30 am round here, you're looking at a 4 and a half hour round plus....

Still takes me 4 1/2 hours Mk

 

[highland fox]

Would you like it if I did HF? Or would you prefer it if I didn't??

Entirely up to you Alex,your balls your decision.

 

[MKFox]

I'd love to clean them for you Alex, I enjoy T-bagging

Please, women and children read these threads.....

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

Still takes me 4 1/2 hours Mk

it would take me 4 and a half days!! :icon_lol:

 

[alex]

Please, women and children read these threads.....

Jesus H Christ MK.....Tea Bagging before dinner?

 

[Durham Fox]

Try and work a few of these in next time you go for a knock:

An Adolf Hitler - taking two shots in a bunker
An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result
A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect
A Rodney King - over-clubbed.
An O.J. Simpson - somehow got away with it.
A Condom - safe but didn't feel real good.
A sister-in-law - up there, but I know that I shouldn't be.
A Paula Radcliffe - ugly but a good runner.
A Kate Moss - a bit thin.
Taking a Gerry Adams - hitting a provisional ball.
A nipple licker - a shot that opens up the hole.
A Diego Maradonna - a very, very nasty little five footer.
A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read.
A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't.
A ladyboy - Looks like an easy hole but all may not be what it seems.
A gynaecologist's assistant - shaved the hole.
A Carrie Webb - started out straight but turned.

 

[Melton Fox]

Excellent. I like the Rodney King one

 

[MKFox]

Quality

 

[Dangeruss]

since i last posted on this thread i have been workin hard on my swing with my club pro and i have actually got it goin straight.... i have filmed my new and improved swing for you all to look at and try to pick up a few pointers

http://www.shooshtime.com/clips/video.php?id=4164

 

[Matt_B]

Played 5 games now, best so far over 18 is 109, worst was 120.

I hate the first tee and alway feck it up, barely making it past the womens tee.

I'm lucky in that my natural swing produces almost prefectly straight shots, with no hook or slice, however I am hampered by the fact I can't aim for shit!

Also I tend to get angry and take snap shots, especially in the rough, that get my 5 yards forwards. I've had several pars and a birdie (was 2 inches from being an eagle) but have also had some 10/11/12 holes because I lose concentration.

 

[Melton Fox]

Who the **** was that English twat asking the questions during Paul Azinger's press conference. What a ****!!!!

 

[Boy Genius]

Golf is for ****s!

 

[Lako42]

Golf is for ****s!

Do you play often Melts?

 

[four king power]

Golf is for ****s!

Your handicap must be really low then....

 

[Melton Fox]

Do you play often Melts?

Not as often as I'd like, I'm way too busy, Lako. The only times I'm not busy are when I'm laid up praying to see another day.

 

[Lako42]

Not as often as I'd like, I'm way too busy, Lako. The only times I'm not busy are when I'm laid up praying to see another day.

I wish i had your proactive attitude to life Melts, im struggling to get out of bed these days.