Highland's Kitchen Nightmares

[homer]

Breakfast - Wholemeal toast lightly spread with marmalade (no butter) and topped with sliced banana.

**** me, you know how to live, don't you ?

Craaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..........

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

Breakfast - Wholemeal toast lightly spread with marmalade (no butter) and topped with sliced banana.

eurgh

 

[highland fox]

**** me, you know how to live, don't you ?

Craaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..........

Sounds a bit too exotic for me

 

[spionfox]

**** me, you know how to live, don't you ?

When you want to keep on top of your weight and your blood pressure, then yes, that is living :icon_lol:

 

[highland fox]

I picture you eating toast with nothing on HF

You disgust me do you know that

 

[homer]

You disgust me do you know that

I'd prefer it if you smothered it with butter

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

I'd prefer it if you smothered it with butter

what about the toast

 

[highland fox]

Sweet things on toast just isn't right IMO

 

[Chuck T Masala]

A toast to the sweet little things in their tight ledehausen

Hrrrummf!

 

[Hector]

Rub in fresh garlic then dribble on olive oil. Put on sliced brie, ham and tomato, and top with freshly ground sea salt and crushed basil leaves (the best thing I got from a Jamie Oliver book)

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

This thread just gets better by the post.I can see it challenging the Ornamental Fish one soon.
Feel free to post your favourite 'On Toast' snack

Not a snack but scrambled egg on beans on ham on cheese on toast goes down well.

 

[highland fox]

Not a snack but scrambled egg on beans on ham on cheese on toast goes down well.

****ing hell..do you have a couple of Cowherd Pies with that ?

 

[Boy Genius]

Just go down the chippy HF

 

[highland fox]

Just go down the chippy HF

If you had eaten anything from our Chippy then you would know what a ridiculous idea that is

 

[newtonfox]

Just go down the chippy HF

 

[Leesoh]

****ing hell..do you have a couple of Cowherd Pies with that ?

I make a lovely cow pie. It's the stuff of legends.

 

[MKFox]

I've got a lovely hairy pie. It's the stuff of legends.

poor old brauny won't sleep for days now