Not seen or heard a second of tele or radio today. I'm going to bed with a book so it stays that way.
You were nasty to the nice dead lady.Very annoyed. Here's me waiting with a retort and still no one has congratulated my wife upon getting a better man.
Punch someone in the face. Problem solved.Annoyed.... 2 months later and still being dicked about on my new contract. Feckers.
The wife has just got a massive promotion.
Coincidentally in the same week your missus demotes you to the boot in favour of the dog...What is it? Are you letting her sit in the front passenger seat of the car now?
Coincidentally in the same week your missus demotes you to the boot in favour of the dog...
I know, and it's a bastard trying to reach the pedals, I can tell ya
Possible declaration down in London. A few jackets still scattered about, but these are currently unbuttoned in the main, with goods clearly on display
Will confirm details later in the day
What's gone on?In all honesty, a bit dreadful.
P | Pld | Pts | |
1 | Liverpool | 17 | 42 |
2 | Arsenal | 18 | 36 |
3 | Chelsea | 18 | 35 |
4 | Nottm F | 18 | 34 |
5 | Newcastle | 18 | 29 |
6 | Bournemouth | 18 | 29 |
7 | Manchester C | 18 | 28 |
8 | Fulham | 18 | 28 |
9 | Aston Villa | 18 | 28 |
10 | Brighton | 18 | 26 |
11 | Brentford | 18 | 24 |
12 | Tottenham | 18 | 23 |
13 | West Ham | 18 | 23 |
14 | Manchester U | 18 | 22 |
15 | Everton | 17 | 17 |
16 | Palace | 18 | 17 |
17 | Wolves | 18 | 15 |
18 | Leicester | 18 | 14 |
19 | Ipswich | 18 | 12 |
20 | Southampton | 18 | 6 |