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[highland fox]

Beware of friends who ask you round for dinner etc. You invariably find some spare female sitting next to you who they think 'would be just right for you'. Been there.

Although in the end I just let it go and enjoyed the conversation and occasional sex. (Not at the same time and not at the dinner table.....except for the once........)

Aye and thats the last time the Vicar sits next to you

 

[homer]

Beware of friends who ask you round for dinner etc. You invariably find some spare female sitting next to you who they think 'would be just right for you'. Been there.

Although in the end I just let it go and enjoyed the conversation and occasional sex. (Not at the same time and not at the dinner table.....except for the once........)

Be much worse, of course, if you found a spare male sitting next to you :icon_conf

Especially if it's Highland scratching away at his his knackers

 

[highland fox]

Be much worse, of course, if you found a spare male sitting next to you :icon_conf

Especially if it's Highland scratching away at his his knackers

If it was posh doo I'd leave my trousers on

 

[Chuck T Masala]

If it was posh doo I'd leave my trousers on

I can remember one occesion in particular when I was lucky to keep my trousers on at the table, I'd only met this woment 15 minutes earlier and she had her hand all over my leg and my man bits under the table. She kept licking her lips and made it very clear the light was green. If she had not looked like mrs potato head (put together badly) I might have obliged. As it was I pleaded bellyache and went home for a wank.

 

[Macky]

I don't think I've ever been 'invited round for dinner'' in my life,do people really still have Dinner Parties ?

I refuse to believe that this actually happens in real life.
Nobody, except for wannabe middle class ****wits, has 'dinner parties'.

 

[highland fox]

I refuse to believe that this actually happens in real life.
Nobody, except for wannabe middle class ****wits, has 'dinner parties'.

I really can't think of anything else more boring than been sat round a table eating and drinking all night,making small talk to boring bastards you'd rather would just **** off home so you can watch the tele

 

[Durham Fox]

I refuse to believe that this actually happens in real life.
Nobody, except for wannabe middle class ****wits, has 'dinner parties'.

I think it's perhaps that it's labelled 'a dinner party' but I would have thought it was quite normal to have friends over for a bit to eat an a few drinks

 

[highland fox]

I think it's perhaps that it's labelled 'a dinner party' but I would have thought it was quite normal to have friends over for a bit to eat an a few drinks

Not for me it's not:icon_lol:

 

[Macky]

I think it's perhaps that it's labelled 'a dinner party' but I would have thought it was quite normal to have friends over for a bit to eat an a few drinks

:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

**** that! You've never met my friends

 

[MKFox]

I really can't think of anything else more boring than been sat round a table eating and drinking all night,making small talk to boring bastards you'd rather would just **** off home so you can watch the tele

every other saturday from August to May at 3 pm down the walkers...

 

[Melton Fox]

I really can't think of anything else more boring than been sat round a table eating and drinking all night,making small talk to boring bastards you'd rather would just **** off home so you can watch the tele

I love having folk over.

 

[Boy Genius]

I love having folk over.

liar!

 

[OldGit]

I love having folk over a barrell.

we've never noticed :icon_bigg

 

[Chuck T Masala]

I refuse to believe that this actually happens in real life.
Nobody, except for wannabe middle class ****wits, has 'dinner parties'.

Oh it happens Macky, mostly as part of the great middle management social networking bollocks. It was particularly rife in the 90's, but there are still a goodly number of no marks worming their way up the management ladder by impressing the boss's wife with their homemade taramasalata and ethnic flat breads!

 

[SJN-Fox]

I love having folk over.

I seen it :icon_lol:

 

[LS6_Fox]

Oh it happens Macky, mostly as part of the great middle management social networking bollocks. It was particularly rife in the 90's, but there are still a goodly number of no marks worming their way up the management ladder by impressing the boss's wife with their homemade taramasalata and ethnic flat breads!

Keys in the fruit bowl?

 

[Melton Fox]

I seen it :icon_lol:

:icon_wink

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Keys in the fruit bowl?

Unlucky if you end up with the one for a left luggage locker at Euston!

 

[Matt_B]

Even worse if you pull out your own keys

 

[Billyjof]

Just about to tackle the M1 North.

Not looking forward to it.