How Are People Feeling Today?

[SwedeFox]

Ah! But then you missed his green hair at Milton Keynes, didn't you ?

So he's a mad man as well then. You're an old teacher boc, aren't you? I'm working on a thesis that goes under the working title of "All teachers are insane". I shall publish it in this very thread when I've found enough support for my claim.

 

[bocadillo]

You're an old teacher boc, aren't you?

No.

I'm working on a thesis that goes under the working title of "All teachers are insane".

I worked in close proximity to teachers and the condition seems to have been contagious.

 

[Blue Maniac]

A little ill. Some fat **** just sat opposite me on the bus and started sucking down a ****ing great big greasy cheeseburger with onions. It's not even 10am and he's sitting there licking tomato ketchup and fat off his dirty, disgusting sausage fingers. No wonder he's got four chins, the fat twat.

 

[Blue Maniac]

And to top it all off, he's just wiped his fat greasy face on the collar of the circus marquee he's wearing as a jacket. Disgusting fat bastard.

 

[Matt_B]

Ah! But then you missed his green hair at Milton Keynes, didn't you ?

And the ill fated pictures I took for the ladies on here. Never again.

 

[spionfox]

A little ill. Some fat **** just sat opposite me on the bus and started sucking down a ****ing great big greasy cheeseburger with onions. It's not even 10am and he's sitting there licking tomato ketchup and fat off his dirty, disgusting sausage fingers. No wonder he's got four chins, the fat twat.

It would be great to be as perfect as you :icon_lol:

 

[Blue Maniac]

It would be great to be as perfect as you :icon_lol:

:icon_bigg

 

[beaumontfox]

Thinks doing a week of walking to work and back= sore feet! Footspa was put to good use tonight!

Thank goodness i can keep the weight off me feet tomorrow by not doing owt!

 

[Mawsley]

God I loved that burger. At least I can still taste it on my jacket.

 

[beaumontfox]

Is sore. And not for a good reason!

Was on.way out this morning and Fraggle decided to wrap herself round me foot just as I was about to walk down the stairs.
Cue me going down several stairs on me arse, somehow not breaking me wrist as I used it as a brake on the wall.

It hurts now :icon_sad:

 

[spionfox]

Is sore. And not for a good reason!

Was on.way out this morning and Fraggle decided to wrap herself round me foot just as I was about to walk down the stairs.
Cue me going down several stairs on me arse, somehow not breaking me wrist as I used it as a brake on the wall.

It hurts now :icon_sad:

Cats eh? Bastards :icon_wink

 

[RHYDAL]

Cats eh? Bastards :icon_wink

They steal children's breath while they're sleeping. Fact.

 

[beaumontfox]

She got a severe telling off.

Typical, was dozing off on the sofa, gone bed and now cant get comfy to go sleep.
I feel like a cripple.

 

[Chuck T Masala]

She got a severe telling off.

Typical, was dozing off on the sofa, gone bed and now cant get comfy to go sleep.
I feel like a cripple.

Well have one then, just the one mind.

 

[H T B]

She got a severe telling off.

Well, that told her didn't it. Sure she took every word on board.:icon_roll
Just get the hessien sack out and threaten her with that.

 

[FoxyPV]

I feel like throwing one of my computer screens through one of the windows in the office. Instead I'll just sit here and simmer with resentment because it's Monday.

 

[SJN-Fox]

Refreshed. Just had a fire alarm so I've spent the last 20 minutes standing outside in the fresh air.

 

[beaumontfox]

Well, that told her didn't it. Sure she took every word on board.:icon_roll
Just get the hessien sack out and threaten her with that.

Thats just mean. I think shouting at her was enough.
You spelt hessian wrong btw:icon_razz

 

[RHYDAL]

Thats just mean. I think shouting at her was enough.
You spelt hessian wrong btw:icon_razz

That's well spotted.

 

[H T B]

You spelt hessian wrong btw:icon_razz

C'est la vie!
Could've said poly bag, but want the fecker to drown not suffocate