Blue Maniac
Alzheimers sufferer
:icon_lol:I always find that fiddling with the controls tightens the nuts?
:icon_lol:I always find that fiddling with the controls tightens the nuts?
I am NOT handwashing duvet covers.
Perhaps I should see if the Linux will do a better job than the power cable that's attached already.....
Can't see anyone rushing to make me an offer. :icon_sad:
Anyhoo! I am spending my morning sending random question txts to people. I think I'm already annoying Cate but I bet he is sniggering!
Can't see anyone rushing to make me an offer. :icon_sad:
Anyhoo! I am spending my morning sending random question txts to people. I think I'm already annoying Cate but I bet he is sniggering!
Can't see anyone rushing to make me an offer. :icon_sad:
Anyhoo! I am spending my morning sending random question txts to people. I think I'm already annoying Cate but I bet he is sniggering!
BF, what you need to do is to get a couple (or so) of cases of beer in and then make a list of all the stuff that needs fixing. Put the list on here or FB or such like. Announce that you're having a Fix-it party and anyone is welcome to come along and have a few free beers BUT they MUST fix at least one of your fixits for free.
All your jobs done and all it's cost you is a few beers.
Simples
BF, what you need to do is to get a couple (or so) of cases of beer in and then make a list of all the stuff that needs fixing. Put the list on here or FB or such like. Announce that you're having a Fix-it party and anyone is welcome to come along and have a few free beers BUT they MUST fix at least one of your fixits for free.
All your jobs done and all it's cost you is a few beers.
Simples
Sounds to me like you need to get a man in. :icon_wink
Yes, sounds like a glitch in the matrix, bound to need a man, just bound to.
I can do basic diy tasks and decorating
Two sugars in mine there's a love.x
Disappointed I didn't get a teaching job I went for. Damn cute NQTs.
Them and their bloody tits.
Boom, third position opened up and in slides the Beighton. Job secured for next year, full time, permanent, Upper KS2. Eat that pretty NQTs.
Played.
I'm being observed on Weds teaching my own class - only I have a nasty feeling that Y5 have rearranged the timetable so we have a chap from the Steelbacks coming to take my lot for cricket coaching.
I shall survey the events with a managerial air and that should be enough to get me the gig, it's what manager-types do. I just need to find a clipboard.
where are you teaching at the minute?
Boom, third position opened up and in slides the Beighton. Job secured for next year, full time, permanent, Upper KS2. Eat that pretty NQTs.
I'm sure you're an interesting teacher too Beighton, but you haven't shown any signs of insanity which is unfortunate.
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1 | Liverpool | 11 | 28 |
2 | Manchester C | 11 | 23 |
3 | Chelsea | 11 | 19 |
4 | Arsenal | 11 | 19 |
5 | Nottm F | 11 | 19 |
6 | Brighton | 11 | 19 |
7 | Fulham | 11 | 18 |
8 | Newcastle | 11 | 18 |
9 | Aston Villa | 11 | 18 |
10 | Tottenham | 11 | 16 |
11 | Brentford | 11 | 16 |
12 | Bournemouth | 11 | 15 |
13 | Manchester U | 11 | 15 |
14 | West Ham | 11 | 12 |
15 | Leicester | 11 | 10 |
16 | Everton | 11 | 10 |
17 | Ipswich | 11 | 8 |
18 | Palace | 11 | 7 |
19 | Wolves | 11 | 6 |
20 | Southampton | 11 | 4 |