Real Sharapova
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Did your mother never tell you that eating cheese before bedtime will give you nightmares?
If Rhydal's mum did tell him that she was wrong.
Did your mother never tell you that eating cheese before bedtime will give you nightmares?
The Jacks are in the Prem. How bad can any other nightmare get?Did your mother never tell you that eating cheese before bedtime will give you nightmares?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK!
Is the text message I keep getting from Cate.
I think she might be just a little excited about today!
Just waiting for her to pick me up now to head to Villa Park!
I refer you both to the text message I sent to you half an hour ago.
Shush now, I have to plan my groping opportunities of the old men with receding hairlines, rickety knee joints and paunches.
Nice to see you still have a grip on reality Cate :icon_lol:
I think I can deduce what Cate is hoping to get a grip on.
Nice to see you still have a grip on reality Cate :icon_lol:
How does it feel to be that jealous Spion? :icon_lol:
I know. I'm a bitter and twisted old sod who finds life is passing him by.
Still, could be worse.
I could be in a tragic former boy band who have been 'helped' a great deal by someone who formerly deserted them coming back into the fold :icon_bigg
Muggy.
Could do with a bit of wind.
Arthritic todgers?
Slightly annoyed that my mum and dad who have worked hard all of their lives are having to put up with the constant all night parties from the dole-dossing dregs next door to them.
It's affecting them and the neighbours the other side and last night the inconsiderate tossers were out on the street swearing/drinking and smoking weed till all hours.
They've been reported before but nothing ever comes of it
If they were to make it public via the press then it would be dealt with I bet!
Don't think they dare to be honest, my dad's not in the greatest of health and you wouldn't put it past the neighbours to do something like throwing bricks through the window etc.
God knows how they afford it - none of them have ever had a job and tonight another one looks to have moved in.
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1 | Liverpool | 11 | 28 |
2 | Manchester C | 11 | 23 |
3 | Chelsea | 11 | 19 |
4 | Arsenal | 11 | 19 |
5 | Nottm F | 11 | 19 |
6 | Brighton | 11 | 19 |
7 | Fulham | 11 | 18 |
8 | Newcastle | 11 | 18 |
9 | Aston Villa | 11 | 18 |
10 | Tottenham | 11 | 16 |
11 | Brentford | 11 | 16 |
12 | Bournemouth | 11 | 15 |
13 | Manchester U | 11 | 15 |
14 | West Ham | 11 | 12 |
15 | Leicester | 11 | 10 |
16 | Everton | 11 | 10 |
17 | Ipswich | 11 | 8 |
18 | Palace | 11 | 7 |
19 | Wolves | 11 | 6 |
20 | Southampton | 11 | 4 |