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[Dour]

Howzabout you send all the invites out for the next gangbang party rather than leaving it to her?

 

[Macky]

Howzabout you send all the invites out for the next gangbang party rather than leaving it to her?

Is he invited to the next one then?

 

[RHYDAL]

Have you considered a decree absolute? It's the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Blue Maniac]

How about giving her a key to the house?

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

How about giving her a key to my house?

 

[Blue Maniac]

:icon_lol: Shit.

 

[MKFox]

How about a nice pearly necklace?

It's my birthday in July....

 

[MKFox]

Have you considered a decree absolute? It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Brilliant idea but cost rules it out I'm afraid. :icon_sad:

 

[enderby fox]

Chop off some pubes and put them in a special container and tell her you want her to keep a part of you, with her all the time.

Simples

 

[Lako42]

Chop off some pubes and put them in a special container and tell her you want her to keep a part of you, with her all the time.

Simples

You love pubes.

 

[Blue Maniac]

You love pubes.

Seems to. I'm still horrified at the concept of a pubed drink.

 

[enderby fox]

Seems to. I'm still horrified at the concept of a pubed drink.

refreshing

 

[Harbro-Fox]

I think you should get her a pet budgie.

 

[fcukcov]

I think you should get her a pet budgie.

You really haven't managed to grasp the idea of lesbianism have you Harbro?

 

[MKFox]

day at towcester on saturday, I'll cover her bets too.
god.....

 

[foxychik]

Brilliant idea but cost rules it out I'm afraid. :icon_sad:

the new iron would have had the same effect at a fraction of the cost :icon_wink

 

[Boy Genius]

Brilliant idea but cost rules it out I'm afraid. :icon_sad:

get one of the budget irons from Sainsbury's. They only cost a fiver.

 

[DesertFox]

If you really want to give here a special treat, MK, you could always send her over here again for the weekend, same as last year...

 

[Shents]

Its really cheesey but if you get a really good bunch of flowers (spend about thirty quid) and some nice choco then you can't in too far wrong for supporting pressies. Especaly if you send the flowers to your/her house
Ps i know this isn't a funny idea but my mrs likes it so wanted to help a brother out

 

[MKFox]

Its really cheesey but if you get a really good bunch of flowers (spend about thirty quid) and some nice choco then you can't in too far wrong for supporting pressies. Especaly if you send the flowers to your/her house
Ps i know this isn't a funny idea but my mrs likes it so wanted to help a brother out

£30 on flowers? I haven't been caught shafting her best friend Shents...it's her birthday, there's a perfectly good BP garage nearby for flowers.