Innocent's credit-crunching recipes

[Innocent]

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Was the 'dobber' covered in shite & blood after he'd shagged this virgin?

Can we put the virgin into inverted commas?

But contrary to most male thinking, there may be NO blood shed by virgins on first penetration. That just a myth spread by blokes and nasty phallocentric cultures. The female hymen stretches throughout childhood and adolescence through a variety of means. And I'll allow you to think some of them through.

Sometimes, I despair of the lack of knowledge of female sexuality in most average blokes!!! Hey, we get up to all the self-stimulation you do! We are NOT the 'gagging for it' and pure creatures so much lauded in your fantasies.

It's a myth you heaped on the Miss.

Get over it and grow up.

 

[The Major]

Can we put the virgin into inverted commas?

But contrary to most male thinking, there may be NO blood shed by virgins on first penetration. That just a myth spread by blokes and nasty phallocentric cultures. The female hymen stretches throughout childhood and adolescence through a variety of means. And I'll allow you to think some of them through.

Sometimes, I despair of the lack of knowledge of female sexuality in most average blokes!!! Hey, we get up to all the self-stimulation you do! We are NOT the 'gagging for it' and pure creatures so much lauded in your fantasies.

It's a myth you heaped on the Miss.

Get over it and grow up.

Whooosh!

If you re-read the quote and notice the word 'Shite' you might get what Macky was trying to say.

 

[SJN-Fox]

It's a myth you heaped on the Miss.

Who said anything about a Miss ??

 

[Innocent]

Who said anything about a Miss ??

Virgin does not equal Miss?

Right.



And PS, I 'got' Macky. He's a clever and funny guy. I respect him, hugely. I just wanted to take one of his balls and run with it.

 

[Boy Genius]

Sometimes, I despair of the lack of knowledge of female sexuality in most average blokes!!!.

Why do we need such knowledge? TBH as long as I have enjoyed it, I don't give a **** if the woman has or not.

 

[Innocent]

Why do we need such knowledge? TBH as long as I have enjoyed it, I don't give a **** if the woman has or not.

Right. So why don't you use a piece of liver (see Portnoy)?

Then no living other thing gets involved?

Have a lot more to say. But it's not the time.

xx

 

[Matt_B]

Can we put the virgin into inverted commas?

But contrary to most male thinking, there may be NO blood shed by virgins on first penetration. That just a myth spread by blokes and nasty phallocentric cultures. The female hymen stretches throughout childhood and adolescence through a variety of means. And I'll allow you to think some of them through.

Sometimes, I despair of the lack of knowledge of female sexuality in most average blokes!!! Hey, we get up to all the self-stimulation you do! We are NOT the 'gagging for it' and pure creatures so much lauded in your fantasies.

It's a myth you heaped on the Miss.

Get over it and grow up.

I sometimes think the only person living in this phallocentric culture is yourself.

 

[Durham Fox]

I sometimes think the only person living in this phallocentric culture is yourself.

She'll say you've got a small willy now

 

[homer]

She'll say you've got a small willy now

Well, for once, she might well be correct........

 

[newtonfox]

Chicken cubes (£4.00) from Iceland ,bag of rice (87p) from Iceland ,sweet and sour sauce (97p) from Iceland.

will feed 7 people .

great meal and top value.

 

[homer]

Chicken cubes (£4.00) from Iceland ,bag of rice (87p) from Iceland ,sweet and sour sauce (97p) from Iceland.

will feed 7 people .

great meal and top value.

Oooh, yummy yummy, sounds simply divine

 

[enderby fox]

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Was the 'dobber' covered in shite & blood after he'd shagged this virgin?

No it wasn't :icon_cool

 

[newtonfox]

Oooh, yummy yummy, sounds simply divine

:icon_lol: i tell you what it is ,i know its cheap but man it so nice .

I was impressed with iceland we normaly shop at morrisons.

 

[Jeff]

No it wasn't, he'd already licked that off

 

[highland fox]

:icon_lol: i tell you what it is ,i know its cheap but man it so nice .

I was impressed with iceland we normaly shop at morrisons.

You should go up market Newts and try Netto.....

 

[Innocent]

Hmm. I was going to start on the mince, but I've slightly gone off the idea after being reminded of that fine Macky line.....

I think I'll try Newts' Iceland recipe, instead (but what on earth is a 'chicken cube?' Do chickens have cubes?).......

 

[newtonfox]

Hmm. I was going to start on the mince, but I've slightly gone off the idea after being reminded of that fine Macky line.....

I think I'll try Newts' Iceland recipe, instead (but what on earth is a 'chicken cube?' Do chickens have cubes?).......

Ok diced chicken ,try adding green and red peppers to it .

we do that for me and the wife as the kids dont like them :icon_wink

 

[highland fox]

Ok diced chicken ,try adding green and red peppers to it .
we do that for me and the wife as the kids dont like them :icon_wink

Sounds a bit exotic Newts

 

[highland fox]

I like to eat my rice with nothing on...

 

[newtonfox]

You should go up market Newts and try Netto.....

They have put the prices up now on a par with Morrison's :icon_wink

for fruit we use Aldi. 69-49p