Innocent's credit-crunching recipes

[Innocent]

Thats my best fecking joke as well!

Korm on. Your brain (???) can wok better than that!

 

[Biff]

Right. my korma recipe. You can do this with any old thing. Even Sainsbury's chicken wings if you're desperate! Drumsticks are fine. My fave is chicken thighs, and I don't take the bone out or the skin off, but you can if you're a bit pernickety. Just use the meat you want to use. You can even use fish, or rabbit, which I love, too, and on some stalls on Leicester Market you can buy mixed fish pieces which are brill in this dish.

FFS.....................

 

[Leesoh]

Hope you don't mind someone else chipping in (sorry about that). My fave quick, cheap and easy recipe is this:

Dice some chicken, place in ovenproof dish with tomatoes (baby plum or cherry, cut into halves works best), finely chopped onion and a tin of chickpeas.

Roast in oven (about 180 degs C) for about 10-15 mins.

Take out of oven, stir in some cous-cous (amount depends on how hungry you are) and some chicken stock. Put back into oven for another 15-20 mins. If you like, you can give it a stir round, but I like the bit that solidifies slightly at the bottom of the dish.

This dish can be served hot, or left to cool. If you make enough, it is a nice alternative to sandwiches for lunch the next day.

 

[Boy Genius]

Hope you don't mind someone else chipping in (sorry about that). My fave quick, cheap and easy recipe is this:

Dice some chicken, place in ovenproof dish with tomatoes (baby plum or cherry, cut into halves works best), finely chopped onion and a tin of chickpeas.

Roast in oven (about 180 degs C) for about 10-15 mins.

Take out of oven, stir in some cous-cous (amount depends on how hungry you are) and some chicken stock. Put back into oven for another 15-20 mins. If you like, you can give it a stir round, but I like the bit that solidifies slightly at the bottom of the dish.

This dish can be served hot, or left to cool. If you make enough, it is a nice alternative to sandwiches for lunch the next day.

and any left overs can be used to patch up the bald bits on your lawn.

 

[MKFox]

Can't the women have their own recipe swapping section of the forum....

...ffs.....

 

[Brauny Blue]

Take out of oven, stir in some cous-cous

Can't the women have their own recipe swapping section of the forum....

...ffs.....

And i thought that would win you over:icon_bigg

 

[The Major]

Take 2 rounds of bread, spread first with butter and then peanut butter. Place one on top of the other and then cut in half.

 

[homer]

Take 2 rounds of bread, spread first with butter and then peanut butter. Place one on top of the other and then cut in half.

Ooh, hark at Mr Lah-De-bleedin'-Dah

 

[Dour]

Get a cob. Go into kitchen and crank one out. Smear emission liberally around cob. Serve to best mate.

A quality recipe from John "I can't believe it's not butter" Lydon, I believe. But certainly inexpensive.

 

[MKFox]

Get a cob. Go into kitchen and crank one out. Smear emission liberally around cob. Serve to nearest bloke.

A quality recipe from Highland "I can't believe i've got no friends" Fox, I believe. But certainly inexpensive.

figures.....

 

[Innocent]

Hope you don't mind someone else chipping in (sorry about that). My fave quick, cheap and easy recipe is this:

Dice some chicken, place in ovenproof dish with tomatoes (baby plum or cherry, cut into halves works best), finely chopped onion and a tin of chickpeas.

Roast in oven (about 180 degs C) for about 10-15 mins.

Take out of oven, stir in some cous-cous (amount depends on how hungry you are) and some chicken stock. Put back into oven for another 15-20 mins. If you like, you can give it a stir round, but I like the bit that solidifies slightly at the bottom of the dish.

This dish can be served hot, or left to cool. If you make enough, it is a nice alternative to sandwiches for lunch the next day.

That sounds amazing! Thanks! Very grateful for any more credit crunches!

 

[Innocent]

Get a cob. Go into kitchen and crank one out. Smear emission liberally around cob. Serve to best mate.

A quality recipe from John "I can't believe it's not butter" Lydon, I believe. But certainly inexpensive.

Can we leave out the stuff only a man can do with a hole cut in a cob? That's just showing off, and if you can eat it, well...........! I challenge any heterosexual guy on here to eat semen, and prove it by youtube, and live for at least two hours afterwards without shame or vomit or a label on his sexuality.

But it's a great credit crunch recipe, if you're an adolescent Philip Roth and willing to feed on the fruits of your labours. Portnoy has a lot to answer for.

 

[Boy Genius]

Can we leave out the stuff only a man can do with a hole cut in a cob? That's just showing off, and if you can eat it, well...........! I challenge any heterosexual guy on here to eat semen, and prove it by youtube, and live for at least two hours afterwards without shame or vomit or a label on his sexuality.

You don't eat semen, it just disappears in one sip, so Homer tells me.

 

[enderby fox]

You don't eat semen, it just disappears in one sip, so Homer tells me.

We dared my mate to drink his own spunk after he'd shagged a virgin and he came down shaking the dobber in everyone's face.

Needless to say he did and it will remain with me forever. Horrendous!

 

[Boy Genius]

We dared my mate to drink his own spunk after he'd shagged a virgin and he came down shaking the dobber in everyone's face.

Needless to say he did and it will remain with me forever. Horrendous!

Not heard that term for years.......

 

[Singth]

We dared my mate to drink his own spunk after he'd shagged a virgin and he came down shaking the dobber in everyone's face.

Needless to say he did and it will remain with me forever. Horrendous!

Git Boy?

 

[enderby fox]

Git Boy?

No Gay Dave!

 

[Cate Fox]

We dared my mate to drink his own spunk after he'd shagged a virgin and he came down shaking the dobber in everyone's face.

Needless to say he did and it will remain with me forever. Horrendous!

thats vile

 

[Singth]

No Gay Dave!

Not surprised :icon_roll :icon_bigg

 

[Macky]

We dared my mate to drink his own spunk after he'd shagged a virgin and he came down shaking the dobber in everyone's face.

:icon_conf
Was the 'dobber' covered in shite & blood after he'd shagged this virgin?