Innocent's credit-crunching recipes

[Nottingham Fox]

The only thing I've watched on TV in the last couple of weeks is the second half of the Champions League final. I'm far too busy trying to earn a living.

I've been wanking since 4AM you know...

 

[Jeff]

Doesn't matter to you though does it

Yes it does.

I get much more work done when none of you lot are around to argue with.

 

[highland fox]

Yes it does.

I get much more work done when none of you lot are around to argue with.

We don't argue with you,we just humour you

 

[SJN-Fox]

I've been working since 4AM you know...

That's nothing. Apparently HF has to work till 9-30 at night.

(He doesn't like to talk about it though).

 

[highland fox]

Its good to see satire is alive and well
If anyone posts 'Is Joey here yet' again I will probably piss myself laughing

 

[highland fox]

Invite yourself round to peoples houses and then when they offer you something to eat pretend to be al humble but accept,saves you a ****ing fortune on food

 

[newtonfox]

You live in the middle of rolling countryside surrounded by fields and farms - you could probably pick up a couple of whole fresh chickens for four quid from local suppliers instead of the processed crap from Iceland

Shame on you

No chicken farms around here ,beef and lamb's no problem and we get them from the local farm :icon_wink

 

[highland fox]

No chicken farms around here ,beef and lamb's no problem and we get them from the local Farmfoods :icon_wink

Good tip Newts

 

[tedfoxxx]

Can we put the virgin into inverted commas?

But contrary to most male thinking, there may be NO blood shed by virgins on first penetration. That just a myth spread by blokes and nasty phallocentric cultures. The female hymen stretches throughout childhood and adolescence through a variety of means. And I'll allow you to think some of them through.

Sometimes, I despair of the lack of knowledge of female sexuality in most average blokes!!! Hey, we get up to all the self-stimulation you do! We are NOT the 'gagging for it' and pure creatures so much lauded in your fantasies.

It's a myth you heaped on the Miss.

Get over it and grow up.

Why would he even need a love sheath? Everyone knows girls cant get preggers the first time they have sex:icon_wink

 

[enderby fox]

Why would he even need a love sheath? Everyone knows girls cant get preggers the first time they have sex:icon_wink

Can they :icon_eek:

 

[Matt_B]

Can they :icon_eek:

Not if you convince her she needs to loose it up her arse

 

[fcukcov]

No chicken farms around here ,beef and lamb's no problem and we get them from the local farm :icon_wink

Your telling me you cant get a chicken within 10 miles of your place?:icon_roll

 

[newtonfox]

Your telling me you cant get a chicken within 10 miles of your place?:icon_roll

No, from a farm we can not :icon_roll. could nip round next door and kill one of theres i suppose .................

 

[SJN-Fox]

No, from a farm we can not :icon_roll. could nip round next door and kill one of theres i suppose .................

Off you go then ... I dunno, call yourself a fox :icon_roll

 

[newtonfox]

Off you go then ... I dunno, call yourself a fox :icon_roll

:icon_lol: they got a bit upset when i went round ...................................

 

[Biff]

I'm not affected by the credit crunch, so i will be having a plate full of lovely take-out curry tonight..............


And them two dogs of mine can lick their lips all they like, they aint getting any.

 

[SJN-Fox]

I'm not affected by the credit crunch, so i will be having a plate full of lovely take-out curry tonight..............


And them two dogs of mine can lick their lips all they like, they aint getting any.

poor little wo-wos

 

[Boy Genius]

I'm not affected by the credit crunch, so i will be having a plate full of lovely take-out curry tonight..............


And them two dogs of mine can lick their lips all they like, they aint getting any.

Is that because your breath will smell of garlic?

 

[Innocent]

Isn't it funny that when you don't turn the hob on, it all goes cold?

Sorry, folks. I'm up to my synapse limit on some autism perv called Ivar Lovaas (he gave autistic kids electric shocks, and refused them food, then kissed and hugged them - check it out!) and trying to call him out in my Fud, in a way that's acceptable to academia. It's driving me mad to be polite about him. Polite isn't actually in my battery of skills.

Working 12 hour days on it, seven days a week, and knackered.

Will get back to the recipes when I stop vomiting over this Lovaas paedo.

xx

 

[MKFox]

he gave autistic kids electric shocks, and refused them food, then kissed and hugged them

That really is truly fecking awful.
What will the retards learn with kisses and hugs?