Innocent's credit-crunching recipes

[homer]

Hmm. I was going to start on the mince, but I've slightly gone off the idea after being reminded of that fine Macky line.....

I think I'll try Newts' Iceland recipe, instead (but what on earth is a 'chicken cube?' Do chickens have cubes?).......

They take all of the cast off bits of chicken that not even the foulest curry or kebab houses will touch, then they press them all together into a huge lump along with some colouring and chicken flavouring, then they cut it all into cubes and sell it in Iceland

Gets your mouth watering, that's for sure

 

[newtonfox]

Sounds a bit exotic Newts

:icon_wink thats why me and wife have them :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[Jeff]

I like to eat my rice with nothing on...

I tried that, I was picking it out of my crevices for days. I should have worn a bib really.

 

[homer]

They have put the prices up now on a par with Morrison's :icon_wink

for fruit we use Aldi. 69-49p

Blimey, that's cheaper than MK's missus charges

 

[highland fox]

I tried that, I was picking it out of my crevices for days.

Is that why you are up so early ?

 

[highland fox]

Blimey, that's cheaper than MK's missus charges

No it isn't but her melons aren't up to much

 

[Durham Fox]

Ok diced chicken ,try adding green and red peppers to it .

we do that for me and the wife as the kids dont like them :icon_wink

So whats this 'recipe' again? Chicken, peppers, rice and an Iceland sauce. Gotcha.

 

[newtonfox]

They take all of the cast off bits of chicken that not even the foulest curry or kebab houses will touch, then they press them all together into a huge lump along with some colouring and chicken flavouring, then they cut it all into cubes and sell it in Iceland

Gets your mouth watering, that's for sure

They where very nice i don't know why you would say that homer

 

[newtonfox]

So whats this 'recipe' again? Chicken, peppers, rice and an Iceland sauce. Gotcha.

add pepper if you like them :icon_wink

sweet and sour sauce :icon_wink

 

[homer]

They where very nice i don't know why you would say that homer

You live in the middle of rolling countryside surrounded by fields and farms - you could probably pick up a couple of whole fresh chickens for four quid from local suppliers instead of the processed crap from Iceland

Shame on you

 

[Jeff]

Is that why you are up so early ?

I don't do 'early' or 'late', I just go to bed when I want and get up when I want.

 

[highland fox]

I don't do 'early' or 'late', I just go to bed when I want and get up when I want.

Must be terrible for you

 

[homer]

I don't do 'early' or 'late', I just go to bed when I want and get up when I want.

You're just a goddamned rebel, Jeff

I bet you don't iron your underpants either, do you ?

 

[highland fox]

They take all of the cast off bits of chicken that not even the foulest curry or kebab houses will touch, then they press them all together into a huge lump along with some colouring and chicken flavouring, then they cut it all into cubes and sell it in Iceland

Gets your mouth watering, that's for sure

That reminds me...how is BG ?

 

[Innocent]

They take all of the cast off bits of chicken that not even the foulest curry or kebab houses will touch, then they press them all together into a huge lump along with some colouring and chicken flavouring, then they cut it all into cubes and sell it in Iceland

Gets your mouth watering, that's for sure

Delish! Yeah! Do they put the stuff they sweep up from the slaughterhouse floor in there, as well? And does it come in kosher and halal varieties, too?

 

[Durham Fox]

Heres a good one for you: Phone local chinese takeaway, place order, sit back and wait for delivery. Crack a can of Skol if you want to treat yourself.

 

[highland fox]

You're just a goddamned rebel, Jeff

I bet you don't iron your underpants either, do you ?

He's got imporatant things to do at the moment..Jeremy Kyle is on

 

[Jeff]

He's got imporatant things to do at the moment..Jeremy Kyle is on

The only thing I've watched on TV in the last couple of weeks is the second half of the Champions League final. I'm far too busy trying to earn a living.

I've been working since 4AM you know...

 

[highland fox]

The only thing I've watched on TV in the last couple of weeks is the second half of the Champions League final. I'm far too busy trying to earn a living.

I've been working since 4AM you know...

Doesn't matter to you though does it,you go to bed and get up when you likeTime is just something you kill

 

[Durham Fox]

The only thing I've watched on TV in the last couple of weeks is the second half of the Champions League final. I'm far too busy trying to earn a living.

I've been working since 4AM you know...

I hope you don't have to go through til 9:30pm Jeff, apparently it's terrible.