Joe_Fox new betting system

[Blaarev]

It's alright. He bet on 0-0 on the QPR as the moon is currently waning and, twinned with the fact that this week contains a Thursday, that means that you always bet on that.

He's now up £875*^%^4&43*9)6(6$£" million.

Still not perfect. He could have been £875*^%^4&43*9)6(6$£"€ million up had he included Friday in that bet

 

[Joe_Fox]

So the system takes its first knock after the QPR bore draw. 14
5 were the odds I laid at so a hit of £155. Gnarly.

 

[Joe_Fox]

The system was 100% again this week so that's £120 on top of the total which now stands at £305. System is now on hiatus.

 

[bocadillo]

The system was 100% again this week so that's £120 on top of the total which now stands at £305. System is now on hiatus.

You did let us know this before the games were played, didn't you Joe_?


Didn't you, Joe_?


Joe?

 

[Joe_Fox]

Not sure what you mean Boc. Just realised I forgot that the system took another hit last week at 13.5 so that's 145 quid off the total. Still up £160.

 

[bocadillo]

Not sure what you mean Boc. Just realised I forgot that the system took another hit last week at 13.5 so that's 145 quid off the total. Still up £160.

If anybody is going to believe you, I feel that you need to let us know before each set of games whether your 'system' is IN or OUT. I'm glad you remembered that you lost a bit last week though; a little surprised that you didn't let us know about it earlier though.

 

[Joe_Fox]

Its simple, if a round of fixtures produces no 0-0 draws, the system goes on hiatus. As soon as there is a 0-0 whilst on hiatus, the system kicks back in

 

[SwedeFox]

Its simple, if a round of fixtures produces no 0-0 draws, the system goes on hiatus. As soon as there is a 0-0 whilst on hiatus, the system kicks back in

Brilliant, how could this ever fail?

Looking forward to Joe_'s "The Martingale Thread"

 

[Joe_Fox]

The system returns after Blackpool and Bolton play out a bore draw.

 

[camberwell fox]

The system returns after Blackpool and Bolton play out a bore draw.

Joe, a serious question;

Are you a spastic mentallist?

 

[peleus]

Hi, I'm new. What should come out next? I'm still new to all these betting stuff.

 

[Joe_Fox]

Joe, a serious question;

Are you a spastic mentallist?

No, of course not.

 

[Joe_Fox]

A hit, another damn hit! odds of 13.5 so that means a loss of 145 quid and I'm down to..... 15 quid. OH NO!

 

[bocadillo]

A hit, another damn hit! odds of 13.5 so that means a loss of 145 quid and I'm down to..... 15 quid. OH NO!

Quelle surprise!

 

[bocadillo]

Quelle surprise!

Analysis of the human race in 2013 AD
We've got the technology to move forward
We've got the knowledge and the means, to build upstream
We've got the technology to go faster
We've got the passion and the talent to make this real
But we've still got ****ing Joe_Fox, ducking and weaving from the truth

Well quelle ****ing surprise.

 

[Joe_Fox]

Analysis of the human race in 2013 AD
We've got the technology to move forward
We've got the knowledge and the means, to build upstream
We've got the technology to go faster
We've got the passion and the talent to make this real
But we've still got ****ing Joe_Fox, ducking and weaving from the truth

Well quelle ****ing surprise.

I'm going to let it ride and keep going with the system. Liked your poem to me though Boc, very nice.

 

[bocadillo]

I do my best to find suitable material and plagiarise it (with appropriate alteration)

 

[camberwell fox]

Spastic mentallist

 

[pork pie fox]

Spastic mentallist

And that's being kind.

 

[Joe_Fox]

Strange 0-0 odds for Charlton Wigan (11.5) so after a promising start to this round, I'm now £25 down (£30 in total). Need a goal in the remaining fixture to just about stay afloat.