I blame this post. As soon as you read it you just knew we would lose. Surely one of the most ridiculous ever.
'Dangerous? No way! Coutinho maaaaybe, but nobody else.
Big Wes and Big Rob could play in slippers and smoke a pipe and they'd have no problems with Origin and Firmino. Come on now!
Vardy running at those two lumbering oafs will scare the shit out of them. Moreno up against Mahrez. Riyad could get four today. Get Wes or Huth up for an early corner and have them smash in to an injured Mignolet.
Lallana on the right up against Fuchsy, you're havin' a laugh!
We'll be so far ahead with 20 mins to go we'll even have the luxury of bringing on old Andrej. One last hurrah and a couple of goals before we wish him Bon voyage in January.'