London Marathon

[Macky]

Source?

Caused a sharp intake of breath from me, but I was throttling a prostitute with a leather belt at the time so swings & roundabouts

 

[Disco Bob]

Caused a sharp intake of breath from me, but I was throttling a prostitute with a leather belt at the time so swings & roundabouts

I'd say something glibly, about pimping my daughter again, but Boc would just have another aneurysm...

 

[Leesoh]

Well, I have finished the hard work, and can look forward to the tapering down part of the training. That means only running for 90 minutes this coming weekend!! That will be 89 minutes more than any of our players.....

 

[Leesoh]

I'm bumping this thread. Just over two weeks to go, and sorry DB, if a Leicester kit isn't silly enough, tough.

 

[Macky]

I'm bumping this thread. Just over two weeks to go, and sorry DB, if a Leicester kit isn't silly enough, tough.

WHAT??!?!?!

I'm sorry, but if you aren't doing it in a 19th century diving suit, boots and all, I've lost all respect for you.

 

[Disco Bob]

WHAT??!?!?!

I'm sorry, but if you aren't doing it in a 19th century diving suit, boots and all, I've lost all respect for you.

I only sponsored under the condition it was done dressed as the entire cast of Coronation Street.

I feel cheated.

 

[MKFox]

How much do i have to pay for your post marathon grundies?

not really in the spirit disco....

 

[Macky]

not really in the spirit disco....

The fact that you'd prefer post-coital is neither here nor there MK, this isn't the place to discuss that. Just let it go man

 

[Leesoh]

Just looked at the forecast for Sunday


Sunday's predominant weather is forecast to be heavy showers.

11°C

4°C

Sunday's wind direction: South Westerly Wind.9


Should be ok.... :icon_conf

 

[fcukcov]

Just looked at the forecast for Sunday


Sunday's predominant weather is forecast to be heavy showers.

11°C

4°C

Sunday's wind direction: South Westerly Wind.9


Should be ok.... :icon_conf

at least it should keep you coolish!

 

[Leesoh]

at least it should keep you coolish!

And wet. That means wearing me City shorts is out of the question then.....

 

[spionfox]

And wet. That means wearing me City shorts is out of the question then.....

The wetness will cover up any little Paula Radcliffe type accidents you may have

 

[Jeff]

The wetness will cover up any little Paula Radcliffe type accidents you may have

Does it rain shit in London then?

 

[spionfox]

Does it rain shit in London then?

She didn't shit her pants, she moved them to the side and shat in the gutter. I was referring to when she wet herself.

Or is it Fergie from Black Eyed Peas I am thinking of :icon_bigg

 

[drummindefender]

i thought paula had a piss?

 

[spionfox]

i thought paula had a piss?

Stomach upset, it resulted in diarrhoea which is really a brown piss so you are part right!

 

[lazzer]

I entered a marathon once ......................












Terrible thing peanuts behind the foreskin :icon_conf

 

[spionfox]

I entered a marathon once ......................




Terrible thing peanuts behind the foreskin :icon_conf

Snicker :icon_lol:

 

[Leesoh]

Rock badger???


(Cheers RS!!)

 

[newtonfox]

Rock badger???


(Cheers RS!!)

Good luck LeeH ,just dont do a lap of honour :icon_wink