Speculation Motown's hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded Summer 2017 rumours thread

[Mike - True Blue Tinter]

Virgil van Dijk hands in transfer request.

He could do a job for us, and let Chelsea have Drinky instead.

 

[City Fan]

Virgil van Dijk hands in transfer request.

He could do a job for us, and let Chelsea have Drinky instead.

Yes, because they both play in the same position.

 

[big_mac4824]

Virgil van Dijk hands in transfer request.

He could do a job for us, and let Chelsea have Drinky instead.

I hope Southampton tell him he is not for sale and stick to their guns. With the money from the sky deal no club needs to sell their best assets, they days of players having tantrums and demanding transfers will hopefully becoming to an end.
Just a thought

 

[big_mac4824]

So it looks like we are signing Thomas from Covscum!

 

[fitz]

Yes, because they both play in the same position.

Last season Drinky did most of his passing from behind (and back to) our two central defenders. Replacing him with Dick Van Dyke would push our play a further 10 yards forward.

 

[fitz]

So it looks like we are signing Thomas from Covscum!

Will he Choo Choo choose us you reckon?

 

[pork pie fox]

Will he Choo Choo choose us you reckon?

Hopefully, as I think he's really useful.

 

[Blaarev]

Will he Choo Choo choose us you reckon?

He's got a good engine I hear.

 

[fitz]

Hopefully, as I think he's really useful.

Hopefully the transfer won't be held up by confusion and delay.

 

[big_mac4824]

Hopefully the transfer won't be held up by confusion and delay.

I thought he had already signed having turned down quite a few clubs

 

[fitz]

I thought he had already signed having turned down quite a few clubs

Well bust my buffers. Has it been confirmed by Percy yet?

 

[Blaarev]

Well bust my buffers. Has it been confirmed by Percy yet?

He's arrived at the station.

 

[tedfoxxx]

He'll link up well with James.

 

[tedfoxxx]

The fans will be singing his name on the Terrences.....

 

[fitz]

The fans will be singing his name on the Terrences.....

Could be a Starr

 

[pork pie fox]

He's a bit of a misery, I've heard, gets very Cranky.

 

[pork pie fox]

Local lad, though, so could become a bit of a Hiro.

 

[Feriol]

Let's hope he keeps his feet on the ground, doesn't get above his station and doesn't go off the rails. The early signals suggest he is on the right track though. I'm sure he will earn us a few points.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Sky Sources saying that Lokomotiv Moscow are set to hijack the deal.

 

[pork pie fox]

Sky Sources saying that Lokomotiv Moscow are set to hijack the deal.

Crewe Alexandra are apparently in for him, too.