New ex-players (and managers) thread

[Lako42]

Everton actually want to go down don't they. They have been unfortunate in the last two seasons in that there has been one club so ****witted that they have been saved both times.


Cheers Leicester

 

[homer]

To clean the fridges I've heard...

Apparently they have those ones with grills, not glass shelves

Right bastard to clean, and that’s a great life skill that our Jonny has in abundance

 

[taupe]

He's obviously not married then. Or got married late in life perhaps, those glass shelves being a new thing.

 

[City Fan]

Ashley Young…Jonny Evans…

It might finally be time for Everton to go down this season. And I can’t wait for it.

 

[Fox Fan]

Ashley Young…Jonny Evans…

It might finally be time for Everton to go down this season. And I can’t wait for it.

Can you even imagine what their version of TB is like after those two signings!

 

[SJN-Fox]

Apparently they want Vardy as well.

 

[FOX Franks]

Apparently they want Vardy as well.

Said a bloke on a street corner, just before eating a literal shit sandwich.

I think we can safely cast that one off as bollocks.

 

[jb5000]

What for is anyone’s guess

Easier to get back to Northern Ireland from Liverpool, for when he does play?

 

[SJN-Fox]

Maguire stripped of Man U captaincy.

Harry Maguire: Manchester United defender stripped of club captaincy

Manchester United defender Harry Maguire says he has been stripped of the captaincy for the new season.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Thefoxinoz]

Maguire stripped of Man U captaincy.

Harry Maguire: Manchester United defender stripped of club captaincy

Manchester United defender Harry Maguire says he has been stripped of the captaincy for the new season.

www.bbc.co.uk

Apparently West Ham want him!

 

[londonfox]

Apparently West Ham want him!

So they’re planning on wasting the Rice money.

 

[Blaarev]

Mahrez apparently on his way to Al Ahly in Saudi Arabia.

 

[Rock Fox]

Mahrez apparently on his way to Al Ahly in Saudi Arabia.

Was he spotted at the airport?

 

[jb5000]

So they’re planning on wasting the Rice money.

Nonsense, just because he doesn't suit how Erik ten Hag wants to organise a team with aspirations to win the league doesn't mean he's not a very good player. Depending on how keen they are to get him off the books, somebody is going to get a real bargain there.

 

[Fox Fan]

It's a bit sad really that all these decent players are heading to Saudi. Back in the day they would have joined midtable or newly promoted premier league teams. The likes of Les Ferdinand or Cambiasso joining us probably couldn't happen today.

 

[Miles Away]

Rumour Fofana is out for the season.

 

[Robin127]

Which one? Aren't there two at Chelsea?

 

[londonfox]

Which one? Aren't there two at Chelsea?

Chelsea's Fofana facing months on sidelines with another devastating injury

Wesley Fofana will miss a sustained chunk of the 2023/24 season after suffering a serious knee injury in another devastating setback for the young France defender

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[taupe]

gutted for him

 

[Volpone]

gutted for him

That nasty Spanish player has ruined his career.