New ex-players (and managers) thread

[homer]

Levi Porter.

****ing hell, get with the conversation you daft twat

 

[Jeff]

Leroy Potter.

 

[alex]

****ing hell, get with the conversation you daft twat

I thought I was. He was small. Ryan Smith.

 

[give_us_a_wave]

Brilliant. It's a shame he didn't start as a film star, before getting into football, and then the building site. His career would have been the exact reverse of Vinnie Jones.

Question I was asked in the pub a few years ago " If you were offered, as a teenager, anyone's life path other than your own, who would you take ? "

I can't remember what my answer was but the bloke asking said " The correct answer is Vinnie Jones "

Cue laughter.

If you say shit like that you had ****ing better be able to back it up.

He did.

" Think about it. As a teenager what were the dreams ? Professional footballer, film star, being in a band. That **** has done all three. ALL THREE. Literally lived every dream.

& as an added bonus, he did it despite being ****ing rubbish at all of them. An entire life, blagged. "

We couldn't argue really.

 

[give_us_a_wave]

True. But Reece James seems tailor-made for it.

Not sure what happens when Reece James gets injured 3 games in & out for 3 months though.

 

[homer]

I thought I was. He was small. Ryan Smith.

Go back to where this whole conversation started, you great big dobber

You’ve lost it

 

[Blue Maniac]

I thought I was. He was small.

He was. And Levi Porter.

 

[alex]

Go back to where this whole conversation started, you great big dobber

You’ve lost it

I'm not talking to you for 11 minutes

 

[TommyK]

Good shout, he was a little bloke as well wasn’t he? Still didn’t play under O’Neill but he did score in that game against Ipswich.

Isn't he now a Personal trainer out of one of the David Lloyd gyms?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Isn't he now a Personal trainer out of one of the David Lloyd gyms?

Dunno, managed Melton Town for a bit, don’t know if he still does. During his playing career, most managers very quickly decided he had a bad attitude and did what they could to bin him off.

 

[Micky]

Enzo's Chelsea currently getting shat on by Brendan's Celtic.

 

[SilverFox]

Enzo's Chelsea currently getting shat on by Brendan's Celtic.

 

[homer]

Chelsea 0 - 4 Celtic

 

[SilverFox]

Chelsea 0 - 4 Celtic

They just need to add some solutions.

 

[give_us_a_wave]

They just need to add some solutions.

Chelsea will find a solution.

Somewhere around Christmas most likely.

 

[SilverFox]

Has a manager ever been appointed pre season and binned before the season starts? Feels like that could be a Chelsea thing.

 

[give_us_a_wave]

Has a manager ever been appointed pre season and binned before the season starts? Feels like that could be a Chelsea thing.

Sounds like a Chelsea thing definitely. If so then Enzo would surely cop for £20M this time. I wouldn't mind that for a summer job.

 

[SilverFox]

They aren’t happy…

Chelsea v Celtic, (pre-season), Sat 27th July 24, 2100 GMT

www.theshedend.com

 

[give_us_a_wave]

They aren’t happy…

Chelsea v Celtic, (pre-season), Sat 27th July 24, 2100 GMT

www.theshedend.com

Precious little lambs. Probably all be in a foul mood at their next Britain First meeting now. Just spunk another 100 million lads, you'll crack it eventually, what could go wrong? ****ing Chelsea. Wankers.

 

[Miles Away]

Imagine being under pressure before a competitive ball has been kicked.