New ex-players (and managers) thread

[Robin127]

He was wearing Pops hence the downer on him, no way could he like someone who stole his boots.

 

[tedfoxxx]

He was wearing Pops hence the downer on him, no way could he like someone who stole his boots.

That explains why he looked so shit, he was wearing Pop’s favourite pair of Louboutins.

 

[Miles Away]

Ta. Christ on a bike. Shall we have a fundraiser to buy players some boots. Could explain a lot tbh.

Could have a whip round for the quid you need too.

 

[fitz]

Could have a whip round for the quid you need too.

Having £1 would be great. Think I'd just buy myself an aldi shopping trolley, crazy that they're still £1 after all these years.

 

[camberwell fox]

Having £1 would be great. Think I'd just buy myself an aldi shopping trolley, crazy that they're still £1 after all these years.

Have you considered upgrading to Tesco?

 

[popillius]

That explains why he looked so shit, he was wearing Pop’s favourite pair of Louboutins.

Second favourite. ****s not getting near my best pair. Clodhopping biffer.

 

[fitz]

Have you considered upgrading to Tesco?

Would need raise more than £1 to shop there. Might not have enough left for our players to have boots.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Would need raise more than £1 to shop there. Might not have enough left for our players to have boots.

Tesco ones is free last I checked

 

[fitz]

Tesco ones is free last I checked

Sadly our nearest tesco is a good few quid in petrol away. Aldi still works out cheaper.

 

[Lako42]

Sadly our nearest tesco is a good few quid in petrol away. .

You live next door to Tesco?

 

[SJN-Fox]

Chelsea have confirmed the release of Danny Drinkwater. 23 appearances in 5 years !!

 

[londonfox]

Chelsea have confirmed the release of Danny Drinkwater. 23 appearances in 5 years !!

But his situation is apparently complicated

 

[H T B]

Remember they had Winston Bogarde always on the sick
£72m on a reserve keeper
£97m on a forward that was supposed to bring them the title (or at least compete)

All relative, but are their fans up in arms over recruitment, or don’t give a shit as they had loadsa money

 

[glyn]

RHYDAL can take all the soup puns to the Cardiff forum now. And they have gone right back happy too

 

[Blue Maniac]

RHYDAL can take all the soup puns to the Cardiff forum now. And they have gone right back happy too

Been sent off yet?

 

[fitz]

Jay Spearing is reported to be joining Liverpool.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Jay Spearing is reported to be joining Liverpool.

I assumed this was a joke but apparently not

 

[Ike O'Noclassed]

I assumed this was a joke but apparently not

... specifically to play for their Academy, to take advantage of the rule changes on player eligibility apparently.

Beneath his scruffy beard, he definitely still looks eight years old. Good luck young Jay.

Wonder who we'll sign? Jimmy Clitheroe perhaps?

 

[Ike O'Noclassed]

Joe Mattock: Harrogate Town sign experienced defender from Rotherham.

Harrogate, home of the Fat Rascal.

 

[londonfox]

Swindon sign winger Shade & keeper Brynn

Swindon Town sign former Leicester City winger Tyrese Shade and Middlesbrough goalkeeper Sol Brynn.

www.bbc.com

Tyrese Shade has signed for Swindon