New ex-players (and managers) thread

[give_us_a_wave]

I'd actually love this. Back to ****ing nowhere. Complete lack of interest from any decent team in any decent league. Proving that where it matters (i.e. outside the punditry/media/bullshit podcast bubble) nobody bought his bullshit excuses.

I watched Postecoglou's interview on sky sports news after securing the treble & it was funny as ****.

One of those ones where they bang on about the greatness of the achievement, taking time to enjoy the success,praising his players for their supreme effort, saying how much he's loved the way the superb fans have embraced him & made him feel like one of their own.

To anyone with an IQ above 60 it came with subliminal subtitles that said :

" Yep. I'm off as soon as I can find a pen mate. The bloke from Spurs is actually in the other room. Can't wait to give it a go in an actual league where I have to do something other than just turn up "

Now please, complete the perfect story. Kane leaves, Spurs can't score in a brothel & he's sacked by Xmas.

 

[Elon Bust]

I'd actually love this. Back to ****ing nowhere. Complete lack of interest from any decent team in any decent league. Proving that where it matters (i.e. outside the punditry/media/bullshit podcast bubble) nobody bought his bullshit excuses.

I watched Postecoglou's interview on sky sports news after securing the treble & it was funny as ****.

One of those ones where they bang on about the greatness of the achievement, taking time to enjoy the success,praising his players for their supreme effort, saying how much he's loved the way the superb fans have embraced him & made him feel like one of their own.

To anyone with an IQ above 60 it came with subliminal subtitles that said :

" Yep. I'm off as soon as I can find a pen mate. The bloke from Spurs is actually in the other room. Can't wait to give it a go in an actual league where I have to do something other than just turn up "

Now please, complete the perfect story. Kane leaves, Spurs can't score in a brothel & he's sacked by Xmas.

I think Tottenham fans will be very quick to turn on him as soon as things go wrong. They think they're entitled to someone who's won everything in Europe first. It's easy to imagine deluded idiots phoning up 606 next season when Tottenham are 7th or 8th in the table, bemoaning Postecoglou's lack of experience.

 

[Miles Away]

I think Tottenham fans will be very quick to turn on him as soon as things go wrong. They think they're entitled to someone who's won everything in Europe first. It's easy to imagine deluded idiots phoning up 606 next season when Tottenham are 7th or 8th in the table, bemoaning Postecoglou's lack of experience.

Oh it’s destined to fail.

 

[Robin127]

Oh it’s destined to fail.

I really, really hope so.

 

[taupe]

I really, really hope so.

Gotta take our pleasures where we can find them.

 

[Robin127]

Gotta take our pleasures where we can find them.

Anything that causes Spurs grief is OK in my book.

 

[ThaiSweetChilli]

I think he'll do really very well.

The major issue they'll have IMO is Levy vs Ange.

 

[taupe]

I think he'll do really very well.

The major issue they'll have IMO is Levy vs Ange.

Pretty much all of their managers have had that issue.

 

[Fox Fan]

Premier League duo could join Cristiano Ronaldo at Al Nassr this summer

N’Golo Kante is ready to quit Chelsea to complete a big-money move to Saudi Arabia, talkSPORT understands. Wilfried Zaha is also considering joining Cristiano Ronaldo’s club Al Nassr af…

talksport.com

 

[londonfox]

It would be sad to see Zaha go to Saudi. He may not be in his prime but he still has a lot to offer in a top European league. It’s one thing for Benzema and Ronaldo to go for a final payday. Even Kante’s career has been on the wane for awhile. But getting someone like Zaha would add legitimacy and further sportswash the whole despicable regime.

 

[Lako42]

Domestically Kante has had a really disappointing career other than us.

 

[Fox Fan]

Domestically Kante has had a really disappointing career other than us.

Domestic

• Premier League: 2016–17[145]
• FA Cup: 2017–18;[146] runner-up: 2016–17,[147] 2019–20,[148] 2020–21,[149] 2021–22[150]
• EFL Cup runner-up: 2018–19,[155] 2021–22[156]

Europe

• UEFA Champions League: 2020–21[151]
• UEFA Europa League: 2018–19[152]
• UEFA Super Cup: 2021[153]
• FIFA Club World Cup: 2021[154]

Not a bad haul overall

 

[Fox Fan]

I wonder what the reception would be like for BR if he comes up against us next season.

 

[Lako42]

I wonder what the reception would be like for BR if he comes up against us next season.

Pure ****ing toxicity if it were up to me.

But it will be polite applause obviously.

 

[Fox Fan]

 

[fitz]

Never rated the lad and it was a signing which made no sense for where we wanted him to play. But feck me......we binned him this season to play that ****ing Potato guy. ****ing shambles.

 

[londonfox]

Chris Davies emerges as leading contender to take over at Swansea City

The 38-year-old has been out of work since leaving his role at Leicester City

www.walesonline.co.uk

 

[glyn]

Youri to……Villa

Aston Villa agree deal to sign Tielemans

Aston Villa have agreed a deal to sign Youri Tielemans. The former Leicester City midfielder departed the King Power Stadium this summer after his contract expired. He has previously been heavily linked with clubs in the Champions League and there has been competition from across Europe for his...

theathletic.com

 

[homer]

Hope the **** fails spectacularly

 

[glyn]

We’ve fallen so far, so quickly haven’t we.